*at the mall*
Lucie: Dad, look! Santa's here! I want to sit on his lap!
Will: Jeez, Lucie, come on. You're too old for that.
Lucie: I'm gonna ask him for a family trampoline.
Will: Holy crap, GET YOUR ASS UP THERE!
matthew fairchild would call everyone bestie
Kit: Not to brag
Kit: but I solved a puzzle in 2 weeks
Kit: and the box said 2-4 years
Ty:
If you ever feel happy, just remember that your favorite character probably hates you and will call you a whiny little bitch for crying over them ;)
magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry
Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom
Alexander: I’m moving in to the attic.
Thomas: The attic?!
Alexander: Hey, at least it’s big. Dad said you used to live in a closet.
wait what simon has 2 siblings-
Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like
Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*
Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.
Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.
Charlotte: So, what do you think?
Will: I wasn’t even listening but I heavily disagree with Gabriel.
Charlotte: Gabriel isn’t even here
Thomas: So, does everyone know what they’re doing?
Matthew: You mean in life or the plan?
Thomas:
Matthew: because I’ve no idea of either.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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