“No, I’m Not Ok. But I Haven’t Been Ok Since I Was 11, Maybe 12. I Am Still Here Though. I’m

Life is about going downhill, like rolling on your side while laughing your lungs out at 7 years old with your friends downhill

It's so sad to be in a dead fandom, like what do you mean the last fanfic was published 8 months ago???!?

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

S01-E06 L.D.S.K

lowkey my theory on why there was a lot of jokes ABOUT wolverine x deadpool from other characters but not that much from wade himself as u would expect is bc wade doesn’t just want to fuck logan he’s straight up like likes logan. he found someone who matches his crazy in a way he hasn’t seen in anyone else besides vanessa and that’s very scwary!!

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb