Krystal-blossom - Krystal

Twilight making bad horse puns

Dude, fr; Saints Row III isn't perfect, but on that game, I'm a total GNC hunk that almost looks a mad scientist in a skirt and heels, while still perfectly fitting in with the rest of the Saints.

There's something really funny whenever there's a post circulating Tumblr that's like "We need a character creator that-" and then goes in detail to list actual customization options from Saints Row games

Shadowins, creatures that only exist in pure darkness.

At night, alone, in a dark room, they would often pretend these creatures are secretly looking after them, protecting them from whatever else hides in the shadows.

The large bird was their favorite. Warm and fuzzy on the inside, but still looks horrifying to whoever else comes across it.

People joke about Fluttershy being a metalhead, but I imagine Rainbow Dash being the type of person who's so out of touch with music at large, she listens to easily-digestible butt rock like Nickleback or Imagine Dragons, thinking they're extremely badass.

Most cursed alignment of Pinterest posts ever to be algorithmicly suggested:

@hinako-supremacy

Reminds me of this one time where I tried looking up ways for two autistic partners to date (in this case, being me and someone else), and I only remember seeing articles with titles like "how to date someone with autism".

boy it would be nice to be able to google something related to personality disorders, psychosis, intellectual disabilities, autism, DID/OSDD, etcetera without finding majority articles that are like “how to deal with a person with X” “how to cope with your child with X” “how to spot someone faking X” “can people with X be cured?”

It seems we've gone from p0rn bots to pone bots

Stay safe

Before watching the FiM finale, part of me really wanted me to see a twist in the end where Cozy Glow, Tirek, and Chrysalis are on the verge of being totally defeated, but the friendship they ironically made along the way protects them from being totally blasted (protecting them in a "friendship shield"), then they go "wait, what is this?! We don't need friendship!! We need to destroy Twilight Sparkle and her pathetic friends!!".

They revert back to their aggression and try to fight again, the good guys attempt to fire back, then the three get defensive towards one another (thus reminding themselves how much they mean to each other), friendship protects them again, and the cycle repeats multiple times.

The three villains go through all five stages of grief and eventually accept that friendship is the only thing protecting them.

Then, for their horrible actions, they receive the worst punishment of all:

being domesticated by society.

(Think that would've been better?)