The Irony Of This Whole Thing

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SASSIEST, SPITTIEST, AND BRAVEST LIGHTNING GIRL. WE LOVE YOU MARE MOLLY BARROW. I WOULD HAVE BAKED YOU A TASTY CAKE, BUT YOU ALREADY GOT CAL AT HOME. 🎉🎂🎉🥳🎉🕯🎉

I hate the 'fanon Regulus steals Severus' entire personality' 'fanon Regulus steals Lily's entire personality' bc WHICH IS IT THEN?

Like you can't have both I fear. Is he stealing from one or the other? If it's both then he isn't stealing someone's entire personality bc having traits from both of them means he's different to them.

Is it bc he knows how to read? Because unfortunately that isn't an exclusive trait.

Is it bc he is a Slytherin who betrays Voldemort after becoming a death eater? Because I fear that's canon.

Is it because he falls out with his older sibling and sacrifices himself for someone he deems to be family, while also aiming to kill Voldemort? Bc again...that's canon.

Maybe their traits just overlap bc people have similar traits, I can't do this shit anymore 💔

Jegulus fanfic writers for some reason

MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i love how every fandom’s got its fics. you know the ones, that one way or the other, everyone has and probably will read at some point in their lives? and no one else would understand. like i could say “you’re hesitating, love” and an entire group of people will fall to their knees in a target

“I wasn’t always this way, was I? You remember better than I do. When I was a boy, your little brother. Always trailing at your heels, eager to spend every moment I could with you. I used to ask to sleep in your room, didn’t I?”

Cal narrows his eyes. “You were afraid of the dark.”

“And then I wasn’t. Just like that.”

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for me to be left alone in a room full of things that I’ve done

Regulus Fucking Black

James waking up in the middle of the night hearing crying from downstairs so he rushes out of bed without even putting on his glasses only to find Regulus quietly sobbing making Harry's packed lunch for his first day of preschool tomorrow because James my baby is growing up (Remus is his teacher)

“Viktor and Jayce have a brotherly bond, not everything has to be gay.”

Cal and Maven thoughts (again)

The multiple instances of Cal almost mentioning Maven KILLS ME. Like that moment in GS when he's trying to comfort the child who's terrified of their ability, so much so that they refuse to even want to learn how to use it, so Cal mentions how he used to be scared of hurting other with his ability as well and he gets so close to mentioning how he was terrified of hurting Maven specifically and that this fear of hurting HIS LITTLE BROTHER is what motivated him to learn how to control it. Or the time in KC where he's trying to convince Cameron to not go and get her brother just yet and she accuses him of not understanding what it's like and he says, "i do if it was… I get it" LIKE STFU RN

like he loves his little brother so much he can never move on from him everything he does is plagued by thoughts of Maven because so much of his heart is Maven I can't breathe he buried Maven on tuck away from everyone and everything because he wanted Maven to finally have some peace and quiet