HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SASSIEST, SPITTIEST, AND BRAVEST LIGHTNING GIRL. WE LOVE YOU MARE MOLLY BARROW.

James is a better person than me because if i went to the house that me and my loml planned on having and see “Hang painting here?” after he dies ill be like “What if i hang myself right here, right now, huh”😭

Regulus Fucking Black

This is my last straw you guys… (I LOVE HIM)

me as a writer

“You attract what you fear”

Suddenly I’m afraid of Regulus Black

"I'm gay." "I'm straight." okay well I will be dead long before you see read this but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret

Points to the wall covered in Voldy-related newspaper clippings in Regulus' room, "This is an investigation board Regulus has done when he realised he had to bring Voldy down. This is not like your 1D poster wall in 2014."

The crowd boos.

"Finally," it's Regulus Black muttering, annoyed that half of this fandom doesn't recognise Harry's unreliable narration.

Inner dialogue from "Worst case scenario"

It’s really weird to read a harry potter fic as a marauders fan. like in marauders tom and voldy is like the villain in almost every fic and in harry potter fics hes like “😍😎💀🥀🥺”

James waking up in the middle of the night hearing crying from downstairs so he rushes out of bed without even putting on his glasses only to find Regulus quietly sobbing making Harry's packed lunch for his first day of preschool tomorrow because James my baby is growing up (Remus is his teacher)