Do We Think Nando Calls Lance His Strulobitch

nothing knocks you down a few pegs like accidentally getting something on your hand and then touching your face by accident

like wdym i have to go clean toothpaste off my forehead? that is utter failure. i might as well starve. i am an inferior human and of no use to the species. fuckin minty fresh forehead ass bitch

😂

i lied. we’re not having sex. we’re watching the entirety of the 1995 yankees-mariners alds. all 16 hours. you better be comfy

Whys this mf built like a philosopher

theory: clay holmes is on the mets because without him the szn wouldn’t feel stressful enough to be proper mets baseball

this is my official commentary on life, the world, and sportsball

(my blog is a safe space for all fans lol it’s just my personal vendettas)

this is FLIRTING

Reblog if you write fan fiction

Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?

i cannot explain how much i love that this phenomenon exists throughout the animal kingdom

guys nando and lance are moots on tiktok