Nothing Knocks You Down A Few Pegs Like Accidentally Getting Something On Your Hand And Then Touching
nothing knocks you down a few pegs like accidentally getting something on your hand and then touching your face by accident
like wdym i have to go clean toothpaste off my forehead? that is utter failure. i might as well starve. i am an inferior human and of no use to the species. fuckin minty fresh forehead ass bitch
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