I Say "I Want To Fuck Billy Hargrove" And No One Bats An Eye. I Say "I Want To Fuck Jason Carver" And

Vance has autism/bpd and gets insecure that Bruce will leave him for a safer choice/pretty girl

The wranglers make Boone wear one of these in public so they don’t lose him

Hello I am back on my "Rise of the Pink Ladies was an actually incredible show and didn't deserve to be cancelled much less PULLED from the STREAMING SERVICE within a MONTH of its finale airing!" bullshit

Information about my flapping wings AU

All of the tamers are 22 when the E5 hit and 23 when they discover Tyler's channel

Tyler is 26 and Boone is 24 when they are introduced

Lily has her own YouTube channel that posts videos of her drone Cairo which takes pictures of tornadoes and flies above them

Dani and dexter both approached Tyler at a bar and just asked to storm chase with him as they were hurricane storm chasers

Kate is bisexual and Jeb is pansexual but both are Polyamorous

Praveen has a long-term girlfriend named Arabella (she has not been mentioned yet in the story as of chapter 6 as she has lived in Russia for the last 2 years)

Jeb still takes his anxiety medication and has cheap sessions 3 times a month

Javi had Addy cut his hair after a chase because it was to tough to handle with the heat.

Praveen is the 2nd most popular on the channel and most people find his jokes funny

Addy hates sleeping in the van so she forces them to get cheap motels if they can

They have 560k followers and they donate 5% of what they make to charity to help people who lose their house to tornados and hurricanes

Javi is better at hurricane chasing then tornado while Kate is the opposite

Kate and Jeb got engaged 9 months after the E5

Boone has a Celebrity crush on Javi and followed him way before Javi followed him

People can shit on Alicent's actions all they want, as far as I'm concerned she was a fucking angel after what she'd spent years enduring.

Crowning Aegon and starting a war? That was very civil compared to what I'd have done. If I were her I'd be plotting my abusive husbands death long before he had time to decay on his own.

This is the husband who maritally rapes her and makes her have four children, all of which he completely neglects.

The husband who gaslights her about his older daughter's actions left right and centre, making her out to be the unreasonable one.

The husband who laughs with his younger brother at her expense.

The husband who calls her by his dead wife's name.

The husband who didn't care their son had lost an eye and was more concerned about a word. Who threatened to have her and children's tongues removed for speaking the truth.

If I were Alicent, Viserys would have had a tragic accident on the way back to Kings Landing. Similar to the tragic accident Rhea Royce had at the hands of Daemon.

I'd have arrived back at the Red Keep with tears of happiness grief in my eyes as my three children fly above on dragon back, prepared to plan a funeral and look beautiful in black.

look at how beautiful he is in his little glasses

The things I would do

I need them in a way that is concerning to feminism.

A lot of storm chasers don’t just go after tornados. In fact, a large amount of them also go after hurricanes. Kate and Tyler are hands down the tornado-whisperers, but what if Javi’s specialty is hurricanes?

The military deals a lot more with hurricanes than they do tornados, and given that more military bases are at the mercy of hurricanes, it makes sense that Javi would have spent more time with them. But maybe the Tornado Wanglers hadn’t branched out into hurricanes before.

Maybe they notice Javi missing from the parking lot party and find him sitting on the bed of a motel room with the tv on a weather channel covering this massive hurricane headed towards the east coast, phone on speaker as he talks to an old military buddy while he’s looking over data and models on his laptop.

If Twitter is Marburg and Tumblr is pogtopia then does that make instagram the eggpire???🤔🤔

What the actual fuck is this??? HELLO?

dagger version of this post!! olympic au!!🥇

tried to match their characters/body types to appropriate sports <33

rooster as a fencer, hangman as an equestrian, coyote and hondo as track&field (sprinter and shot put), phoenix and bob as shooters, fanboy as a skateboarder, and payback as a judoka!