They Could Never Make Me Like You Joker/batman 🫶🫶

it's a little sad that people expect songs to always reflect the lives of the lyricist and not a sign of the lyricist's strong imagination.

you don't know mitski. you don't know hozier. kate bush did not witness a murder of a hammer horror star and take their role as the hunchback of notre dame (it would be fun if she did though)

“i don’t DOoO COCAINEEEEE”

she doesn’t even know what it looks like T.T

“i don’t know what it LOoOKs LOiKEE”

I'm laughing so hard @ the kids on tiktok saying that vance talking to them Like That on the other end of the phone would have scared them even worse than the grabber like lmfahjdgshdfhdjfhj

me: I'm so alone and afraid down here in this freak's basement :(

vance: [snarling and swearing down the phone at me like a rabid dog as if I'M the problem]

me:

“my favorite this season was the fruity four”

be more specific bitch

we’ve got pride parade

internalized homophobia

polyamory

and old spice

Ideal Gravity Falls reboot for me would be if they just released a movie, takes place ten+ years in the future, Dipper and Mabel are adults now going back to gf for the summer and you know there’s a lot of like serious tonal shifts from the original work in that it actually plays a bit more in the horror and drama space that Disney might not have let it originally and one of those dramatic notes could be that when they get to the shack the grunkles aren’t there to greet them and no one really mentions it but they’re talking about stan in the past tense and maybe Dipper gets really defensive every time he’s brought up and this goes on for two hours and we’ve reached the climax and at the last moment it’s revealed that stan and ford aren’t dead or anything they just got pulled over for speeding and Stan got arrested for punching a cop

““Well, I believe we have some power over who we love; it isn’t something that just happens to a person.” “I think the poets might disagree.” “Well, I’m not a poet, I’m just a woman.””

— Amy March, Laurie Laurence

when lorde said "i am my mother's child, i'll love you 'til my breathing stops" and when mitski said "mom, would you wash my back this once, and then we can forget" and when lucy dacus said "my mother hates her body, we share the same outline, she swears that she loves mine" and when lauren stokes said "the floor soaks up my screams as i am left alone, and i'm trying my best to break through to you” and when phoebe bridgers said “i wanted to see the world through your eyes until it happened and then i changed my mind" and when lucy eaton said “my mother has moved away, she never liked that town, i am so afraid that having children held her down” and when leanna firestone said “i don’t wanna be my mom’s least favorite only child anymore”

If this isn't the truth 😔

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *gnc demon* *the demons diamond block boyfriend* *nonbinary valorant player* *gay catboy* *cottagecore bitch* *lemon person in love with a creeper* *egg*

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

Gatekeeping is so good and important