If I Could Dissuade You At All I Would Also Like To Say This Happened An Hour Later:

There has been not enough Boromir content on here lately but it is still true

Sam and Prince Frodo rizzing each other up when ever Frodo visits the shire

(Sam definitely offers to move the Erebor to assist in the new horticultural endeavors Bilbo has set up)

Have you blown your nose today?

It might be a good idea. You probably hadn’t even realized you were breathing through your mouth just then huh? Yeah that’s why your throats so dry. Go drink some water and blow your nose and hell while your up might as well go to the bathroom.

Look after yourself, you’re a good person and you deserve to be looked after.

Sometimes I think about when I was a brand new baby my parents snuck me into a screening on LOTRs inside my mums jacket and one of my first baby memories is fucking Moria 💀

No one talks about this but when you wear a hand full of heavy rings you can clack your fingers together and it’s very soothing, I do it a lot when I’m stressed, sometimes I just tap them together when my hands are clasped.

You know winter arrived when you go to put ur rings on in the morning and it’s like a putting ur hands on a bowl of ice

Aeugh my glasses are gonna be cold too. I don’t want to get out of bed but I have an amulet I only have 4 weeks to make aghh

These results are thus far disheartening, my dear followers please don’t let the elves win, lend me your votes

“Was throwing it back in the manuscripts”

was not a sentence I expected to say in my life especially not to the representative of a swordsmanship guild.. but here we are.

All correct

it came to me in a dream

I thought of something really dumb

Everything in erebor is probably proportionately 1/4-1/5 larger then things in the shire and when bilbos cooking it’s hard for him to do a lot of stuff because the poor guy is already standing on a stool.

One night Bilbo yelps something angry and storms out of the kitchen and Thorin walks in to see a salad that has been flooded with oil because the bottle was too large for him to hold and it spilt.

After consoling his very sad hobbit and taking him to the night market to get a goat cheese salad and some chicken sewers to eat up on the ramparts and watch the stars. Thorin is looking at the gutter system to runs off the ramparts and jumps to his feet, kissing Bilbo on the head and then literally running through the kingdom to his smithy- and he makes an olive oil spout to screw onto the top of the bottle so there’s more controlled flow.

He presents it to Bilbo the next day.

Bilbo silently thinks he could have just gotten Thorin to funnel the oil into smaller bottles for him and still would have gotten to sleep with his husband last night but it is very nice, and it does work very well so he smiles and kisses Thorin and uses it for months before putting it onto a smaller bottle to continue using it.

Thorin a bit of autism I think, can’t see the forest because he’s hyper focused on one bush kinda vibes. I love that silly man.