Do You Think The Capitol Ever Made Hunger Games Video Games?? Like U Can Pick Your Fighter (previous

i would just like to talk to tumblrs ux designers about the app design, because why the hell did they place the "create post" button in the bottom right. there is no need for that to be in the Thumb Zone. no one makes new posts often enough for that button to have to be so accessible. all it does is make me crazy because when i scroll, i constantly hit it by accident and the "create post" pop up, well, pops up and i have to close it and it actually drives me a bit insane

New Year Kiss

The Forgotten Valley.

If I was an Anne Rice vampire I absolutely would not be joining a coven. I am going to Portland or San Francisco or one of those cities full of hot freaks who are into weird shit and I am biting all of my lovers until one of them stays with me forever. Then we're buying a winter home in Tromsø so we can go outside during business hours half the year. Then we're buying a house boat in the Greek islands and another one off the coast of Mexico so we can sleep on the water during the day and spend the night at Mykonos or Cancun. Then we're buying an absurd amount of hard drugs because we can't be killed, and fucking for seven months straight with no breaks. Like screw the brooding and the drama, the second I'm rich and invincible I'm going balls to the wall until Jordan Belfort looks at me with jealousy in his eyes.

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

The Sea Foam Dragon