Keystew - Boy Howdy

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1 month ago

If I was an Anne Rice vampire I absolutely would not be joining a coven. I am going to Portland or San Francisco or one of those cities full of hot freaks who are into weird shit and I am biting all of my lovers until one of them stays with me forever. Then we're buying a winter home in Tromsø so we can go outside during business hours half the year. Then we're buying a house boat in the Greek islands and another one off the coast of Mexico so we can sleep on the water during the day and spend the night at Mykonos or Cancun. Then we're buying an absurd amount of hard drugs because we can't be killed, and fucking for seven months straight with no breaks. Like screw the brooding and the drama, the second I'm rich and invincible I'm going balls to the wall until Jordan Belfort looks at me with jealousy in his eyes.

2 months ago
“Nature & Technology” By Morganetenoux ◆ Same Circles, Different Purposes

“Nature & Technology” by morganetenoux ◆ Same circles, different purposes


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4 months ago

i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

1 month ago

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time


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4 months ago

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

6 months ago
The Butch/femme Scene Of 1990s San Francisco By Chloe Sherman
The Butch/femme Scene Of 1990s San Francisco By Chloe Sherman
The Butch/femme Scene Of 1990s San Francisco By Chloe Sherman
The Butch/femme Scene Of 1990s San Francisco By Chloe Sherman
The Butch/femme Scene Of 1990s San Francisco By Chloe Sherman
The Butch/femme Scene Of 1990s San Francisco By Chloe Sherman
The Butch/femme Scene Of 1990s San Francisco By Chloe Sherman

the butch/femme scene of 1990s san francisco by chloe sherman


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6 months ago
keystew - Boy howdy
4 months ago

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion


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1 month ago
Oh Professor Dekarios🤌🏻
Oh Professor Dekarios🤌🏻

oh professor dekarios🤌🏻


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3 months ago

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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