As Someone Who Has Never Gotten Past Episode One Of Victorious, Nina Martin And Patricia Williamson Were

THE TSARITSA AND A SILLY THEORY

So I've recently gotten into Genshin Impact. Go ahead and cringe if you wish I'll give you a moment.

Anyway, I started having a growing fascination with Snezhnaya and the Tsaritsa, the latter who is definitely a calculating character right? So of course she knows that there will be those outside of Snezhnaya who will oppose her mission and try to stop her right? Hence I got the silly idea that she names an heir to her title and her duties not just as the next Tsaritsa but as the next Cryo Archon.

This is also just an excuse to introduce you all to my OC, the Tsarevna Snezhana Morosov:

(i used picrew because i am no artist guys)

Snezhana is a 5-star Cryo sword wielder born and raised in Snezhnayan aristocracy.

As a child, Zhana was able to escape the brutal murder of her noble family and flee to Zapolyarny palace with her father's dying vision. The Tsaritsa heard her cries to the Fatui and decided to take her in and name her as her heir.

Zhana grows up to become a version of Snow White, holding an air of innocence and naivete, but she's actually been observing silently and plotting the Tsaritsa's downfall because she know how outlandish her plans of revenge really are. Zhana has grown to learn from her adoptive mother and even become a lot like her despite not sharing blood, which is why she creates the Adventurer's Guild under the guise of uniting Teyvat's adventurers -- her various nannies Katheryne acting as her informants in secret while Zhana roots out the Harbingers.

It's very convoluted and there are some kinks I need to work out, but at the end of the day the Tsaritsa is like "I knew you were doing this all along -- that's why I think you'll make a better archon than me" and somehow the Tsaritsa dies and her power is somehow transferred to Zhana, becoming the new archon.

I thought it would be cool to see the crowning of a new archon in the world of Genshin Impact and figured with the court intrigue and mystery and calculation that went along with the frozen Cryo kingdom, it would only add to the convolution that was Snezhnaya (and yes, Zhana was named after her homeland).

and maybe there's some complicated history between Zhana and Childe.

Thoughts? Opinions? It's going to be a story on my Wattpad so I'll post a link if and when that's up. :)

i love this actually 🥹🥲

i just had thoughts of a zutara elemental au but i’m so conflicted on how it would work best — zuko be the ember to katara’s wade? or would katara work best as a water!ember and zuko a fire!wade???? I MEAN COME ON THIS WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN

reposting bc chapter two has been up for like a while now and i’m really bad about posting updates on my tumblr and posting ao3 stuff on tumblr is really weird for me rn bc idk what i’m doing so ANYWAY—

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nobody knows the butterfly effect like the butterfly fairies themselves.

eat up lovelies :)

anyone ever think about how the tdp fanbase literally created some of the most prominent plot points and parallels in the whole show? (maybe not actually but def heavily contributed)

the creators were like “we didn’t even consider rayllum until the fans started shipping them” and they just fucking RAN with that. nice work my fellow rayllum stans 👍

can we please pretty please talk about how prince callum is quite literally hiccup horrendous haddock iii

HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT…

throuple.

remember when kai smith became the first enemies-to-lovers booktok boyfriend by saying “was it his idea to make me fall for you or yours? because it worked.”

if i had a nickel for every time there was a CGI animated series for kids starring Bryce Papenbrook as a teenaged deuteragonist and main protagonist’s love interest and Keith Silverstein as the grown ass man of a main antagonist, I would have two nickels.

It’s not a lot, but boy it’s sus that it’s happened twice.

all the time i think about how Nya really and truly was the glue of the ninja like Jay said in Crystallized because let’s be so for real, had Nya not been kidnapped by the Skeleton Army or been such a great help to the Ninja and Wu ever since, there literally would be no Ninja. She’s what assembled the four core ninja to begin with. She goes to every length possible for these boys, whether they like it or not. She keeps it going. She’s Nya and she’s badass and she’s the game-changer in so much of the Ninjago plot that these boys truly do not know what to do without her.

…. i don’t think sarwat chadda understood the assignment…