I Think Kafka’s Diaries Are The Strongest Evidence That Journaling Is Not Necessarily Good For Your

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

almost every person i know bathes/showers in the evening while i do that in the morning, i’m curious which is more wide-spread so please reblog with tags saying if you take a shower/bathe in the morning or the evening

"Hi, I'm Ms. Walker and I'm the dog walker you hired."

I just learned that Ichigo gets paid and the Shinigami didnt bother to even tell him.

A word I needed

it’s not a hozier song unless i can’t tell if it’s about the evils of capitalism or eating pussy

This is why dami wont let him join the teen titans

sebastian : i have something to tell you.

kimi *not even looking up* : we're not going to adopt oliver.

sebastian : BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT!!

kimi *looking at charles* : i'm not falling for that again.

maisie peters and taylor swift are just like me because i too have never gotten over anything that has ever happened to me

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted