Maisie Peters And Taylor Swift Are Just Like Me Because I Too Have Never Gotten Over Anything That Has

wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

more on this fic because QuirkCire commented "Theo fanboying over Yor and Twilight mistaking it for interest in her because he also kinda fanboys over Yor too was hilarious" and. LMAO UR SO RIGHT

We need help, but yes. Bonus points if they would punch you if you tried to hug them<3

*fictional man who has killed in cold blood, is mean to everyone, who is allergic to feelings and is emotionally constipated*

*points* yes, that one. he’s my comfort character

art dump #1

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

This is why dami wont let him join the teen titans

Since today is the last day of the Eras Tour, and I probably won't be awake when the tour officially ends...

A salve of applause for Taylor Swift, Max Bernstein, Matt Billingslea, Karina DePiano, Amos Heller, Mike Meadows, Paul Sidot, Jeslyn Gorman, Kamilah Marshall, Melanie Nyeman, Elliotte Woodford, Amanda Balen, Taylor Banks, Karen Chuang, Audrey Douglass, Tori Evans, Natalie Lecznar, Tamiya Lewis, Sam McWilliams, Sydney Moss, Natalie Peterson, Jan Ravnik, Kameron Sauders, Kevin Scheitzbach, Raphael Thomas, Whyley Yoshimaura for performing every night on the Eras Tour over the 21 months.

Another salve of applause for Taylor Swift for writing these songs and coming up with the Eras Tour. And another one for Jack Antonoff, Aaron Dessner, Liz Rose, Nathan Chapman, Christopher Rowe, Max Martin, and Shellback for co-writing and/or co-producing these songs.

We had the time of our lives with you 🫶

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