OMG Theyre So Cute!!!

Dualscar ass is looking great!

Omg it makes so much sense now

I always had a crush on Kaylie from Quest for Camelot.

Introducing the underrated version of “if you had a crush on this character when you were a kid you’re gay now”

I think they missed one wheres snake??

eurymachus' character description in e. v rieu's glossary is so funny to me sorry. just "hypocrite" out of nowhere 😭

My friends call me Kankri due to my love for cronus.

Bitch, I am not crying you're crying!!!!

I'm sorry, but if he can punch into a wall like that, imagine what he can do in bed

And the award for best hair goes to nurse cindy louise who

1: ~I've been working on the railroad~

2: Man I hope I don't get lost...

3: That'd be really embarrassing...

4: What am I doing??

5: I'm so smalltalk probably won't even see me...

6: Oh!! Hello there!! I'm sorry if I'm in your way.

7: I'm not? Oh good then.

8: My name is karchuckles! My Mama made me to go on a journey!

9: Because I have SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

10: Mama said that one day I just popped up on her pillow when she woke up one morning.

11: Mama told me stories before I left about the Greek Gods.

12: And...

13: I wanna know if it's true, so I'm gonna go find them!

14! Wish me luck!! Goodbye stranger!!!

First Kiss- Compress can compress me SWEET JESUS!!!!!🥵

Best friend- You already know we are doing stupid shit🤣🤣

Enemy- I dont know what I did but it must have been something really bad if YOU consider ME an enemy🥶🥶

Ex lover- YOU.ARE.A.CHILD🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔

One night stand- can we make it more than a one night stand😣👉👈

Lover- Bitch I have hydrophobia this aint gonna WORK😤

Your #1 fan- Boy, if you dont get your old ass away from me I will DISINTEGRATE YOU😡😡🤬

Betrayed by- MY SWEET BOY WHAT DID I DO?!?!

Saved by- Yes baby come save me please😇😇😇🥰🥰

Well that's good to know

hades is the smell of the cold winter mornings, the smell of the pavement after it has rained, and the lingering scent left on your clothes after a camp fire. he holds your hand as you cross the street, watches the moon with you, and is sitting beside you on long car rides. he is both the coldness of your room at night and the warmth of your bed after a long day.

aphrodite is the smell of rose petals and your newest fragrance. she is the smell of the fog after a nights rain and the odour given off while romantic sex is taking place. she is the taste of your lovers lips and the feeling of your own skin after a shower. she is the butterflies in your stomach, and always has your name on the tip of her tongue. she is the one who sends you your next relationship and ends the bad ones. 

poseidon is the smell of the moist air as the water rolls over the rocks near a lake. he is the smell of the mud in a play ground and the scent of your newest body wash. he’s the one who stares back at you as you stare beyond the horizon of the sea. he is the feeling you get when you jump into a pool after being in a hot tub or sauna. 

apollo is the smell of breakfast cooking in the morning and wet wood. he is the split second of pain in your eyes from the light after being in the dark for long periods. he is the summers day spent at a park, and the excitement of remembering lyrics of your new favourite song.

artemis is the natural smell of your hair. she is both the smell of bark on a tree and your fingers after picking up a wet rock. she gives you grass stains on your pants, and blows your hair in the wind. she finds your favourite places to go and guards your place to sit. 

ares is the smell of your sweat. he smells like sand and is the scent of your father. he feels like slate and the pain of a bruise. he is the one who pushes you that one extra step, and forces you to lose your cool.

zeus smells like fire. he smells like the cold wind and your freshly washed sheets. he is the one who makes your heart pound and is the one who triggers your anxieties. he is the booming of loud music and the cracking of the floor boards at night. he watches you as you walk home in the rain.

- @antikristt