Bitch, I Am Not Crying You're Crying!!!!

Yeah to YOU RIN!!!

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Omg it makes so much sense now

I always had a crush on Kaylie from Quest for Camelot.

Introducing the underrated version of “if you had a crush on this character when you were a kid you’re gay now”

Well that's good to know

hades is the smell of the cold winter mornings, the smell of the pavement after it has rained, and the lingering scent left on your clothes after a camp fire. he holds your hand as you cross the street, watches the moon with you, and is sitting beside you on long car rides. he is both the coldness of your room at night and the warmth of your bed after a long day.

aphrodite is the smell of rose petals and your newest fragrance. she is the smell of the fog after a nights rain and the odour given off while romantic sex is taking place. she is the taste of your lovers lips and the feeling of your own skin after a shower. she is the butterflies in your stomach, and always has your name on the tip of her tongue. she is the one who sends you your next relationship and ends the bad ones. 

poseidon is the smell of the moist air as the water rolls over the rocks near a lake. he is the smell of the mud in a play ground and the scent of your newest body wash. he’s the one who stares back at you as you stare beyond the horizon of the sea. he is the feeling you get when you jump into a pool after being in a hot tub or sauna. 

apollo is the smell of breakfast cooking in the morning and wet wood. he is the split second of pain in your eyes from the light after being in the dark for long periods. he is the summers day spent at a park, and the excitement of remembering lyrics of your new favourite song.

artemis is the natural smell of your hair. she is both the smell of bark on a tree and your fingers after picking up a wet rock. she gives you grass stains on your pants, and blows your hair in the wind. she finds your favourite places to go and guards your place to sit. 

ares is the smell of your sweat. he smells like sand and is the scent of your father. he feels like slate and the pain of a bruise. he is the one who pushes you that one extra step, and forces you to lose your cool.

zeus smells like fire. he smells like the cold wind and your freshly washed sheets. he is the one who makes your heart pound and is the one who triggers your anxieties. he is the booming of loud music and the cracking of the floor boards at night. he watches you as you walk home in the rain.

- @antikristt

HC — helping his sub out (M)

⌦ pairing: bokuto koutarou x female reader

⌦ genre: smut

⌦ word count: 1.3k

⌦ warnings: manga spoilers, swearing, phone sex, mastrbation, ddlg (daddy dom-little girl) dynamic, dom!bokuto, sub!reader, dirty talk, degradation <33

⤷ after being with Bokuto for several years, you should be used to him being away from home for several weeks because of matches in other cities or even countries

⤷ but no matter how much time passes, every single time he‘s gone for longer than three days, you find yourself growing disgustingly needy

⤷ it‘s not even in your control anymore; after all the two of you fuck on an almost daily basis so not being able to touch each other for such a long period is more than just a challenge for the both of you

⤷ bokuto is definitely a lot more collected when it comes to it, whereas you like to be a whimpering and whining mess by the end of the fourth day

⤷ most of the time you just pull out one of your favorite toys and make yourself cum until you‘re as overstimulated as possible; this being the only way to satisfy you for at least a day

⤷ but sometimes, your body craves him in a way you can‘t really explain it

⤷ and to your luck bokuto always ends up being just as horny as you when those times roll around and the two of you end up having phone sex which stills those craving for a little longer than just a day

⤷ so, overwhelmed by several waves of arousal and lust, you find yourself calling your boyfriend with literal tears streaming down your cheeks because no matter how hard you‘d tried, you just couldn‘t finish; your body literally refusing to orgasm for some unknown reason

⤷ however, at that exact moment bokuto is booked and busy at a business dinner with possible sponsors

⤷ seeing your name appear on the display of his phone almost instantly makes him smile and with a quick excuse, he picks your call up

⤷ atsumu, shoyo and even kiyoomi are quick to notice the change in their teammate‘s demeanor the second bokuto lifts the device to his ear

⤷ little do they know that the reason for his eyes widening and his mouth drying is because of your soft little voice desperately crying for him

⤷ “daddy, i n-need you”, you sob, your voice a mere whisper and every single one of your words filled with despair and frustration

⤷ if he didn‘t know you like the back of his hand, bokuto would have panicked already because after all you‘re literally crying but he knows exactly why

⤷ the longer it takes him to respond to you, the louder your sobs get, the muffled sound of your vibrator sending shivers down his spine and after clearing his throat a bit too loudly, bokuto excuses himself from the table

⤷ by the time he finally reaches the WC, your incoherent sobs have turned into soft whimpers of his name

⤷ “baby”, he finally replies, pulling you out if your lust filled haze and easily calming you down; the sound of his voice like music to your ears

⤷ you start whining, squirming on your bed, dressed in nothing but one of his shirts, cunt absolutely soaked and clenching around nothing like crazy as you wait for your daddy to finally take care of you

⤷ bokuto has seen you needy, incredibly horny and desperate so many times already but to hear you like this never fails to drive him absolutely crazy and he can already feel himself growing harder the longer he listens to your whimpers

⤷ “calm down, baby; take a deep breath and tell daddy what‘s wrong”, he mumbles softly, the haze of arousal growing thicker as he remembers the feeling of your tight cunt wrapped around his cock

⤷ you bury your face into his pillow, inhaling his scent while pushing your hand in between your legs again, telling him about how you‘ve been struggling to get off with heavy breathes falling past your lips

⤷ “it‘s been so long, daddy”, you cry and start rubbing your clit slowly, sparks of pleasure making you gasp for air, “i need you and your big cock, want you to fuck me until i can‘t walk anymore, please”

⤷ bokuto just hums lowly, letting his head fall against the door with a deep sigh as he palms himself through the fabric of his pants

⤷ “look at my needy, needy little baby”, he begins, making you whine in response, “reminding me that she‘s actually nothing but a cockhungry little slut, hm”, bokuto adds, the softness of his deep voice a contrast to his degrading words, making your pussy clench in despair

⤷ “are you touching that slutty little pussy of yours, baby?”, without even hesitating for a second, you let out a sound of affirmation, rubbing your clit a little faster before you force yourself to stop, knowing that your daddy is going to take care of you because that‘s what he always does

⤷ bokuto guides you through the whole process, making sure to tease you and let you know just how much he‘s missing you by groaning and moaning right into the phone

⤷ as you slowly pump your fingers into your spasming cunt, you lose yourself in the mental image of bokuto‘s strong body clad in an expensive suit, pretty fingers firmly wrapped around his throbbing cock as he pleasures himself to the sound of you doing the same

「”D-Daddy”, you whimper, thrusting your fingers even faster into your pussy, just barely managing to graze your sweet spot no matter how hard you try, “I‘m c-close!”

Bokuto groans at your words, almost brutally fucking his fist as his lids flutter closed and all he can think about is the memory of your tight, sweet cunt gripping his thick cock like a vice. Hearing your needy moans and whimpers has him a lot more worked up than he would have thought and he is surprised at the way he‘s literally about to cum, too.

“There we go, that‘s my fucking girl”, Bokuto moans into the phone, trying so desperately to keep his voice down to avoid any awkwardness once he leaves the wahsroom, “fucking her little cunny like the good baby she is. F-Fuck, daddy loves you so much, angel.”

You whimper at his praise, your sight slowly but surely growing hazier as the sweet taste of your upcoming high starts coating the tip of your tongue.

“Please, daddy”, you whisper and gasp for air when the first, yet small wave of your orgasm hits you and leaves you breathless, “please let me cum, I‘ve been so good for you.”

“Do it. Fucking do it, now. Cum for me, baby, cum all over your pretty little fingers”, Bokuto hisses through gritted teeth, his own pleasure leaving him just as breathless and if it wasn‘t for the disgusting urge to hear you cum before him, he would have come already.

And when you press your palm against your clit yet again, you finally stumble over the edge. A row of loud moans, whimpers and sobs is easily muffled as you bury your face in bokuto’s pillow yet again.

You cum for what feels like hours, absolutely missing the was Bokuto also finishes with a soft little cry of your name, his heavy breathing and harsh gulps the first thing you hear after finally coming down from your intense high.

With your shaky thighs firmly pressed together and chest heaving like crazy, you wipe away the tears from your cheeks.

“Fuck, baby”, Bokuto sighs and lets out a breathy chuckle, “you‘re such a good girl. Daddy‘s so proud of you. I can‘t wait to come home and punish you for touching yourself without my permission. You‘re lucky you‘re so fucking cute when you‘re needy of I would have teased the shit out of you.” You giggle at his words and whisper words of gratitude, exhaustion overwhelming you and the urge to slip into a deep sleep slowly overwhelms you.

“Now go and rest, baby”, Bokuto sighs, “you deserve it.”」

Why is he so FUCKING HOT and then shes just THE WHOLE DAMN MEAL

Sindel vs Erron Black.

Well this is art

Good Omens scenes as vines Part 2 (Part 1)

(Thank you to everyone who commented on my first vine compilation - it made me incredibly happy and motivated me to make a second part!)

thigh riding || hq!! captain edition

warnings; +18, smut, dirty talk, swearing, heavy degradation, heavy praise, daddy/sir kink, spanking, choking, edging, mentions of jealousy + possessiveness (nsfw below the cut!)

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he would tease the absolute fuck out of you, no question about it. he likes to watch as you grow more and more flustered until you snap.

Kuroo loves hearing you beg for it until you’ve got tears in your eyes. he wants you completely destroyed as you whimper and whine for only him.

just a bit harsh but it makes the reward so much better

****

Blaring music and the sound of chattering people bounce all over the dim club. The aroma of alcohol hung heavily in the air. But all of those senses became focused on Kuroo as you got pulled onto his lap.

His cologne hit you immediately, a dark woody scent that reminded you of home. Calloused hands began to trail all over your body.

The slinky red dress you wore was now hiked up, barely covering your ass as you rest in between his clothed thigh. Facing the crowd while your back was towards your boyfriend felt so vulgar yet exhilarating. His breath tickles your bare shoulder blades, “How’s my pretty kitten doing?”

You hum a “fuck” in response, already starting to steadily rock against him. His hand pushes you down gently, forcing the upper half of your body casually rest against the glass table. “Keep going,” the growl that emits from him sounds dangerous.

It sends a jolt as you continue to work. His thigh brushes just right on your sensitive nub, causing sparks of pleasure to stir inside you. It felt so good you bite your lip, struggling to hold back any noises.

Strong hands grip your waist, constraining your movements completely. Whining in protest, you whip back to glare at the smug smirk plastered on his face, “Now now kitten, you know I want to hear those sounds. If you’re going to be a quiet girl- I don’t want it.”

“Y-yes sir,” moaning out while his hand digs it’s way into your hair, tugging softly.

He grunts approvingly as you continue to chase your high, tuning out the bright lights and loud voices.

“Look at my little slut.” he cooes, pulling your hair again. “Your filthy cunt is dripping for me kitten. So fucking needy tonight.”

“So m-much sir,” you admit breathily. God, the way he flexed his thigh hit perfectly on your clit. Wanting more, you rocked even faster, feeling the coil in your stomach tighten.

“Ah- someone’s greedy. We can’t have that, now can we? The only time you’re coming tonight is when I’m inside you kitten.”

he only needs to hear your words of praise and he will quite literally melt into your hands. Tooru takes your compliments to heart, especially in the bedroom

if you stay silent, well you’ve unleashed the beast (which you tend to do purposefully anyway)

has to resort to spanking because he’s so desperate to hear those gorgeous sounds tumble out of your mouth

****

“Angel~” your boyfriend calls out, squeezing your thighs affectionately. Tooru had forced you to watch a volleyball game on television with him because he ‘needed the support’. But in all seriousness he just wanted a reason to cuddle with you.

Sighing, you turn around on his lap so you face his stupid grinning face. He gives you a pouting look, “Don’t be mad at me! Your face gets all scrunched up!”

Without missing a beat, you punch his arm, “Ow! Y/N you’re so cruel.” His sarcasm only encourages you, sticking your tongue out at him. He doesn’t pick up on the teasing, once again too focused on the game to spare you a glance.

Now feeling even more annoyed than before, the gears in your brain began to turn. Luckily, you knew a solid plan to really get him to look. Slowly wrapping your arms around Tooru’s neck, you bury your face in the crook of his neck, giving him small love bites. He didn’t bother to say a word so you decide to go for the final move.

Carefully settling yourself on his thigh, you began to grind lightly, your shorts making the wonderful feeling even more euphoric. A strangled gasp escapes him, hands automatically finding your ass, grasping at your skin for more. “Mhm angel- what’re you doing now?” he murmurs, eyes still glued to the TV.

To make matters worse, or better in your case, you decide to give him the silent treatment as ride his leg. Still suckling on that special spot below his ear has him turning into a moaning mess.

“Fuck!” he groans. “Say something angel- anything.” You could hear the annoyance in his voice growing as his nails dug into your bare skin.

Your continued quietness made Tooru snap. His hands left your ass, moving to your shoulders so he could pry your face from his neck. His face screams of disapproval as his thumb drags over your bottom lip, “Y/N dear, use that mouth of yours before I stuff my cock with it. Let me hear those pretty words from your mouth.”

Your eyes dart away, a whimper caught in your throat. “I know you want to angel, but now,” he pauses, caressing your face, “I have to do it for you.”

A loud slap followed by a harsh sting imprints on your ass. You cry out, flinging yourself onto your boyfriend again. “Such a good little angel,” he purrs darkly, slapping it again.

Small whines escapes your lips as you move steadily against him, taking each hit with more dirty words. The sharp pain only made the urge to come even stronger, “Please Tooru I need you in me! Fuck, I want to feel your cock!”

He pats your butt lovingly, rubbing it with care, “There it is. Now, tell me exactly what you what.”

he gets kinda jealous, but he’d never outright admit things, he’ll just show you

and Toshi loves to hear you tell him you belong to him. it gives him a sense of reassurance and turns him on-

edges you to your fucking limit !! god, he’s such a sadist too, wants to push you past your breaking point

****

Strong hands cling to your waist, hot breath hits your skin. It was almost too much to handle yet you need it, all of it. All of him. “Who does this pussy belong too?” his stern words ring out.

Tingles bounce around in your stomach as you tried to move your hips against his thick leg. “You! It’s yours Toshi!” you whine eagerly.

The two of you had gone out for a walk and bumped into an old friend of yours. You had gotten into a deep conversation with him while Toshi remained stoic on the sidelines, not wanting to join the conversation but unwilling to leave.

He happened to be a little too touchy for Wakatoshi’s taste, so this is where you had ended up; laying on the bed with your boyfriend cradling you from behind, his leg pushed up inbetween yours, just barely brushing your aching nub.

He growls against your neck, biting your earlobe, “That’s right. Go ahead little pet, pleasure yourself on my thigh.”

“I want more- I want you!” you admit, grasping the bedsheets with tense hands.

As if starved, you grind on his thigh impossibly fast, your legs tremble violently. “Toshi I-“ you choke out, clinging to the bed blindly.

Suddenly, his leg left the spot, forcing the high to dissolve. “Why?! I want to come~” you moan, tears pricking your eyes.

His hand crawls around your waist, pulling you tighter against him, you could feel the large bulge aggressively poke your ass.

“Naughty pets don’t get to come right away. No- I have to keep you on edge so you can learn your lesson,” he murmurs against your skin. You were practically writhing on the spot, trying to create any friction just to feel something.

The coil in your stomach disappears and his leg was moved back to its original spot. “Now,” he commands. “I want to see you cry for me.”

definitely a much softer dom, likes to just watch you do your thing when it comes to thigh riding

showers you in praise and compliments at every little thing you do! and he’s extremely noisy in bed (which is a plus tbh)

Bokuto loves to touch all over you while he watches, not even in a teasing manner, just to make you feel even better

****

The car door slams shut, “Hey hey babygirl!!”

You smile to yourself as Bokuto spots you lying in the backseat. “What’re you doing back there?” he questions cheekily, a big grin on his face. Shrugging you say, “Just wanted to see what the backseat felt like.”

His throaty chuckles makes your heart skip a beat. Bokuto clambers over the cars console to the back, flipping you over while you squeal in feigned protest. You straddle his lap while he looks up at you, face full of excitement, “Huh, it is pretty nice back here.” Rolling your eyes, you shift your body onto his thigh, wanting something more than just playful banter.

“You’re perfect, you know that?” he tells you dreamily. He gazes up at you with such adoration it makes you blush, his hands delicately wander over your curves. “I wasn’t aware,” you tease him, hands moving up his broad chest.

“You want to do this?” he cups your face. You nod without another word, moving your hips against his muscular thigh. “Babygirl you feel so fucking good. You’re doing such a good job riding me.” he mumbles, petting your head.

His large fingers ghost over your hardened nipples, twisting and pulling them gently. He loves watching your face contort in pleasure, the way you grind just a little harder when he hits a sensitive spot. Bokuto could watch you unravel in front of him forever. “Look at my girl,” he admires. “Can’t get enough of me can you?”

You moan out a meek “fuck yes Bo” as you get closer to your end. You could feel the knot tightening in your stomach. Bokuto’s breath fans across you as he continues to whisper sweet words over and over. His hands touch all of you, wanting to show every square inch of your body the love he has for you.

“Come on babygirl,” he groans out, grabbing your hips to guide you against him. “Come for me. Do it for me.”

this man is a switch but also hardcore daddy, loves to be in control but will let you take the lead every once in while

if he had a rough day, you are in for a long night! loves to degrade and talk dirty during the ;) 

but Daichi’s also extremely communicative and knows your limits

****

Rough brick scrapes against your skin. The air was humid, enveloping both you and Daichi. His hand wrapped around your neck like a beautiful piece of jewlery, delicate but deadly. 

Quickly sliding his thick leg up, he parted your clenching thighs with his knee, brushing it against your slit. A sobbing moan passed your lips as your eyes flicked to his lustful stare. “Fucking slut, all wet for me in a public alleyway,” he whispers against your collarbone, biting it lightly. “You’re soaking princess.”

His hand slides down past your skirt to your slick hole, swiping it before his limb resurfaces in front of your face, “Open up.” 

“D-daddy,” you whimper but he shoves two fingers into your mouth before you can protest. Your tongue swirls around the digits, earning small grunts from your boyfriend. His knee hikes up more in approval, signaling you to start moving.

Your sounds vibrate against his fingers until he pulls them out with a satisfying pop. He releases his hand from your neck, starting to grip your chin, his dark eyes searching yours. “Are you crying for me princess?” his words are mocking, but the condescending tone only makes you whine for more as you grind your hips quicker.

“Desperate aren’t you? So eager for Daddy’s dick you can’t even talk, fucking whore.” he accuses, nipping at your earlobe. His free hand roams over your tits, tweaking your nipples as you moan breathily. It was all so much for you to handle and he loved every ounce of it. 

Daichi grinned inwardly as he felt your legs shake. He watched with excitement as drool dribbled out of your mouth, trailing down your chin. In one single motion, his tongue stuck out, cleaning it off of you. He hums, kissing you sloppily.

Grabbing onto his shoulder for support you stutter out, “I-It feels so Daddy! B-but what if someone c-catches us?” His dark chuckle sends a wave of pleasure through your throbbing cunt, “Then they can watch the show.”

Hold my hoops, I'm going on a Safari Hunt🫵

I think someone stole his bread!

" Dont worry bro I got you "

I’M LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS SAIBOT PICKS HIM UP JDSIFDSOIJGGD