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I'm back with another post:>, I'm deeply embarrassed because my irl friends can see this (;;;・_・)

warnings: nsfw,dirty scenarios,not proof-read

I'm sticking with dirty talks and some lil scenario for nsfw

note: im not good at writing this type of scenes

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MDNI

Zoro,Katakuri,Shanks NSFW Scenarios

Zoro

He caressed your sore shoulder while he pushes himself inside you feeling the pain when he just entered your insides

Zoro grunts and told you to keep yourself silent as the others might hear you both inside his bedroom, He nipped your right nipple, You can't process another word when he began to speed up you holes tightly against his

Your hand grabbed the bed's headboard while the other held on to Zoro's built chest, you could almost feel yourself coming; the europhia are near, before you knew it you have released your sweet seeds in right moment with his.

Katakuri

You straddled on to Katakuri's lap while you keep on humping onto his large dick, he gripped on your waist to help you push yourself in and out of him

As much as Katakuri is enjoying this he's worried about you if you can take him on to the fullest after telling him you can handle it he let out a satisfied growl and helps you move your hips even faster than before

Soft grunts released from his mouth when he finally came but grabbed you softly when you went unconscious and laid you to the bed wrapping a blanket over you.

Shanks

Shanks pushed your head inside him, you gagged at his size when he suddenly use his one arm to bob your head

Your in your knees in the dark alley with him he leaned at the cold wall looking at your position as your head wear in control by him an amused smile made it's way on his mouth

The tip of his dick hits the back of your throat which made you go teary but still keeps on pleasuring him. Moments later, he came and zip up his pants and whispered to you,

“Lets continue this somewhere~”

Should I make more of these?

[Headcannons] Seducing An Enemy! Reader

anonymus asked: hey!! I could have a headcanon for the same character as last time? zoro, sanji, luffy and ace, with a s/o who has to seduce the enemy for a mission? sorry, i still suck at english :’)

synopsis: will they ever succeed at seducing reader?

an: hi again anon! of course you can request for them again, this is the very first time I write something such as seducing so I have lots of misunderstanding here, I'm sorry too that I can't write Luffy he's too innocent to even seduce someone >-<, so hopefully I did it right!! take care <3

Also I made two parts, since I re-read your ask and me being a dumbass has forgotten that the 'enemy' not the reader but i don't want this to go to waste so I'll still post it, so I'm very sorry again I'll make the proper one posted maybe later or tomorrow I'm so sorry 💀

tags: there's some suggestive scenes, mdni, sorta nsfw, zoro, sanji, luffy, ace, + sorta modern au (?), not proofread so lots of autocorrect

wordcount: 800>

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part two

Portgas D Ace | The Flirtatious Type

He knows what he is doing when it comes to seducing their enemies, so when he found out he has a mission about it he wil grin/smirk widely

Ace when he seduce you would make flirtatious comments, and he would encircle one if his arms around your waist, His smile never leaving his expression

You could definitely make out his breathing at your neck, But even if he's like that once be saw you're getting uncomfortable he would stop, but if not he may pepper your neck with kisses. His main seducing is basically asking you out to get know with and probably;)

There's a 50/50 chance of accomplishing the mission, because he may fall for you with his true feelings. But even so he would still accomplish his mission if he wants to make the crew happy for him

Roronoa Zoro | Harsh Personality

Like Ace, Zoro knows what he is doing too, worse you won't even know what he is thinking making it hard for you.

Zoro seducing (Name) he will swiftly put his arms on your waist smirking, “You look pretty/marvelous at that clothes” His lines are definitely bad so he would need Sanji's help even if he doesn't like it

Even if he's having hints that you like him, He doesn't care. Zoro will finish his missions first and won't care at your feelings. That's why it's a mission after all.

If you're a masochist, you're in bad luck. He will treat you harshly even more when he found out you like being pinned at the wall, grabbed roughly, etc.

Sanji | The One Who Asks For Dates

He's the gentleman type when seducing his enemies, Still he still respects you even if he had to do his missions

When you start to get comfortable around Sanji, he will ask you on a date. He may use his charming personality too to make sure you won't ever decline, So when you agreed he's happy he's getting near the end of his mission, And the other half being happy you accept his date

He's such a brilliant cook, Sanji will not take you out on a restaurant but rather on his family restaurant at the ‘Baratie’ and he's the only one who'll serve you food

Besides his mission, Sanji has definitely fallen for you and he feels kinda bad that he's seducing you to accomplish his mission but what's done is definitely done.

“Promise me” Portgas D. Ace x FEM!Reader

rq by: anon

wc: 520

warnings: angst,marineford spoilers

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I'm not good at writing angst :p

There Ace stood infront of Luffy protectively while his stomach has delivered a blow forming a hole in his stomach by the Admiral Akainu, You stood there unable to compress a word

Feeling the moment of silence Ace coughed up blood until he fell down to his knees, you wanted to help him yet your weakened state cannot stand up anymore because of the war that's happening

You and the others finally rescued Ace, Your captain—Whitebeard even sacrificed himself for everyone you could finally go home with him yet why did he die? He promised you. He promised you that he will not die

“I won't die I promised” Ace leaned his forehead to yours bumping it his eyes telling he's serious

Ace had planned that he will go after Blackbeard because he did something awfully terrible to kill a nakama from the crew, and Ace will go after Blackbeard since he's under his wings

“But w-what if?” You choked on your tears your hands holding his cheeks tears almost flowing out your eyes

You know you can't convince Ace onto this but you need to remind him somehow, something bad will happen that you didn't like at all that will happen probably sooner or later

Ace let out a laugh before he removed his forehead with yours grabbing his bag before patting your head

“Im a man with 550,000 million beri bounty I promised I won't die I'm a wise man” He even have time to joke around, you let out a disappointed sigh before you hugged him tightly which startled him

“Since you promised, come home safely please.” You buried your face into Ace chest he gave you a small thumbs up before kissing your lips passionately

Long gone Ace had sailed out the horizon you watched him sail before his out of your naked eyes view, The Whitebeard pirates staring at Ace disappearing figure too

The start of the Fire's disappearing has begun.

You wanted to go to the place where Luffy and Ace are now, you can't walk anymore and Marco notices your weakend state

“Stop forcing yourself anymore Y/n!” Marco shouted holding you to stand up one of your hand on his shoulders his other hand snaked to your waist for support

“But Ace..” The only thing your thinking about now is Ace

Luffy called a doctor but the doctor said that it's out of his each as Ace can't survive anymore which made your chest feels something heavy

You heart almost broke when Luffy feels the same as you he's crying for help Ivankov, The other pirates to help Ace, but Ace stopped Luffy and began to talk with him

You can't hear what they're saying but it feels like Ace is almost to his end, Before his final words he looks up to you which made your eyes widened he gave you a weak smile and fall to the ground with a loud "thump"

Before you knew it he's gone fron this world.

“You promised Ace. Yet you broke it.”

The fire disappeared.

[Preferred Character!] A Fun New Year

sypnosis: In which you wait a new chapter with f/o

an: any character is fine, just input their names !! :) + There'll be some “asian/filipino traditions” Involved here so people from the south may get confused but don't worry I will list what it means later on (Just slight traditions, Do not fret.) Happy New Year!! I hope 2022 would be the start of our new life after the pandemic.

tags: modern au, sfw, new year, f/o, uses of they and them to f/o, gender neutral reader

word count: 1015, the final thing I had written in 2021

*F/O= Fictional Other (A character you would like to be part of the story, basically anyone)

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“Hurry up baby! We need to finish preparing these meals before our relatives and friends went here!” (Name) yelled to their lover

“Wait, I need to set up all of these plates first” F/O yelled back from afar while they put down each of the plates for their parents

Their family, friends, and relatives had decided to take their New Year at (Name) and F/O's house, so then the two couple will be in charge of preparing the things for New Year and needed to finish it as soon as possible as they only had 2 hours left

“Baby, Had you bought the 12 round fruits for the year?”

“Yes yes I had bought them from the market earlier"

“What about the decorations and tikoy?”

“Also here.”

(Name) and F/O conversation just keep on going about the preparations, Even if they had finished it all they still need to take a bath to be presentable to them

“Don't do anything naughty. We need to take a bath together to conserve time”

F/O pouted at (Name)'s words but agreed while they entered the showered, and as promised no make out session, they still had 1hr and 30 minutes left to wear their clothes which is a pretty big spare and dressed

Once their finish, just in time someone rang in the doorbell and (Name) opened it to reveal their family together chattering, “It seems we had went just on time together” (Name)'s mother said and F/O's parents agreed and they laughed

(Name)'s mother and father hugged them which they hugged back, F/O's parents and siblings had also joined the hug group and finally entered the house

“Please, make yourself comfortable” F/O said escorting them to the living room where they will all talk and watch television together, It's still 11pm and they had one hour before it strike 12 am

Their friends still haven't arrived and thought maybe their stranded by the amount of people coming home to celebrate New Year, thus a traffic inshort. They called (Name) that if they didn't make it, celebrate without them. But (Name) and F/O disagreed and said they'll wait for them to reach the household

(Name) prepared a cup of hot chocolate drink to fight against the cold while relaxing and talking to each other. (Name) sat beside their lover who is cuddling close to them and they give them a small smile and hugged back

The family won't ever notice they're cuddling as because their busy chattering and don't have time to spare a glance

—

Someone had knocked on the door again, this time (Name)'s sibling opened the door and there, their friends gasping for air, hands on their knees and all sweating

“Are you guys okay?” F/O asked and bought them a towel and water, which they took and sighed in relief after they drank the water

“We'..We're fine our phone died down and the car lost a fuel so we left it on the  next street, so we rushed here..we don't have a time clock apparently” They explained and sat down on a chair

“That's one of a crazy bad luck"

“I know, glad we made it just in time. We still had 5 minutes”

—

Everyone had went to the backyard and sat down on the grassy field, their neighborhood preparing to launch the fireworks

“(Name).” F/O said straightforward, while still looking at the beautiful night stars and constellations forming

“Yeah?”

“Im glad I met you, I wonder what would have happened if ... I haven't met you”

(Name) lightly smacked f/o's shoulder, “It seems you're out of character just for this small confession but” (Name) also looked at the night sky

“I agree.”

“10 more seconds! Everyone let's all countdown together!” F/O and (Name)'s friends shouted while everyone chant the countdown

“10!!"

(Name) closed their eyes while F/O started to lean in

“9!!”

“8!!”

“7!!”

Both the lovers are starting to get red but no one pushed away while they hear the countdown but it's as if a backround noise only

“6”

“5”

A warm soft lips crashed against (Name)'s lips and none pulled out feeling their love had grown stronger

“4!!"

“3!!”

Their lips move in synchrony and (Name) put their arms on F/O's neck and pulled them closer while F/O rested their hands on (Name)'s hips

(Name) was sitting on the ground while F/O are on top of them, both of their eyes closed

“2!!"

They pulled away and shortly gasped for air, F/O put their forehead on (Name)'s and give a small smile

The fireworks illuminated in the sky replacing the hidden beauty of the sky and different colors of it and variety exploded

“1!!"

“Happy New Year” They said together staring at each other's eyes as a new year with them will go through

——

(Their all chinese related, but like...almost all of the chinese stuffs, e.g. celebration, had great impact on Philippines 😭)

*12 fruits of the month- the practice is believed to attract good luck and fortune for the new year.

*Tikoy- it is believed that tikoy's sticky feature symbolises the sticky or solid relation of the family and that the new year would bring the family to stick together

HAPPY JEW YEAR AGAIN!!

-kaizoku-pirateking 2021

If it is I'm gonna cry ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

Some sneak peaks of the new opening for ep 1000!

Is that a recreation of We Are? 💖

Cold moon the last full moon of 2021.

(December 18, 2021)

thank you for the tag @sashi-ya <3

I made corazon if he's in modern world lol I guess some of you all can guess why he's bruised 😂😅

tagss: @nicstar @yrrara @tender-rosiey @cyborg-franky @seven-waters-hc and anyone who wants to join!

*deep breath*

I'VE FOUND A MALE PICREW!!!!!!!

most accurate picrew of me so far ^^^^^^ all my pretty girls, make yourselves as a male

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idc if it's midnight at our time by its Live. I'm gonna watch it.

Ever wanted to look back in time? This week, we’re launching a kind of time machine – a telescope so powerful it will help us see back some of the first stars and galaxies made after the Big Bang.

The James Webb Space Telescope is the largest and most advanced telescope we’ve ever put in space. With revolutionary technology, it will study 13.5 billion years of cosmic history and help humanity understand our place in the stars.

Tomorrow, Dec. 25, at 7:20 a.m. ET (12:20 UTC), the Webb Telescope is set to launch from French Guiana, beginning a 29-day journey to a spot a million miles away.

How to Watch:

In English:

Dec. 25

Live coverage starts at 6:00 a.m. ET/11:00 UTC

Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Twitch

In Spanish:

Dec. 25

Live coverage starts at 6:30 a.m. ET/11:30 UTC

Facebook, YouTube, Twitter

Once Webb launches, the journey has only just begun. The telescope will begin a 2-week-long process of unfolding itself in space before settling in to explore the universe in ways we’ve never seen before.

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Im now accepting any type of scenarios for one piece as of today horaaaaayyy!!

monkey d luffy reacting to you when you (crush) got bullied

I'm starting everything with this pure cinnamon roll (//-//)

luffy likes you so much the very day you joined his crew

first of all our pirate king luffy will be a bit dense why your surrounded by some people glaring at you heavily

then it will click him on what's happening

of course he will immediately come to you aid muttering a '𝘨𝘰𝘮𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘮𝘶 𝘯𝘰' and prepare to strike down them

he will ask if your okay after dealing to the people who's bullying you

luffy will whisper some solace words near your ear trying to not be loud as possible

will wrap both of his arms around your waist pulling you closer to him both chest are pressing together your head on his neck

after comforting you for a while he will first ask permission to nami to take you somewhere else the island whole the orange-tte girl gave you a look of "make-sure-he-doesn't-bring-back-trouble"

he will drag you both to a restaurant

of course you knwo the drill he will eat lots but make sure to give some to you and will pat your back while smiling at you

after the restaurant he will peck you lots of kisses on the cheeks and forehead (accidentally kiss your lips)

everyday he will play with you along with usopp and chopper until you got better after the bully-ing incident

he will protect you from any of mischief and troubles when they're targeting you

will give give you his undying love for you even though your dense to notice

“who said you can lay your hands to MY (name)? come on I'll beat every single one of your asses”

Day 10: Ace x GN!Reader- Masturbation

𑁍┊summary: Ace imagining reader while he masturbates

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𑁍┊a/n: req by @opmyluvs bestie you literally had like ... 7 requests for me 😭 + she requested it to be in headcannons..

• Imagine Ace masturbates while he watches you from afar or having a picture of you while he palm his cock

• This man will moan very loud imagining your mouth around his cock taking him very well

• He won't ever let himself be caught because he's a scaredy boy

• Let's say after he masturbates and saw you he would immediately stiffen and act very nervous to you

• He likes to do his masturbating in a toilet room because he can have it himself [doesn't want to do it in public rooms because the risk of getting caught are VERY high]

• Also possible places: Bedroom, or anywhere that's privately

• “N-name- FUCK IM CUMMING” He will groan very loud before his cum will shot towards his thighs or stomach when sitting or in the floor if he's standing

• If Ace knew he will be caught by you he won't stop, he wants you to see how you made him so aroused and will make you pay for it