Harry: How Would You Like Your Coffee?

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

Plz be my friend

hey so I’m trying to make friends

So like/rb if you like

harry potter

marvel

how to train your dragon

supernatural

doctor who

percy jackson

the umbrella academy 

swan queen

she ra

trollhunters

the dragon prince 

carmen sandiego

star wars

star trekk

Narnia

LOTR/The Hobbit

ODAAT

B99

Pokemon

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[After a fight]

James: Are we friends again?

Sirius: No.

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: We're brothers.

James: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

Sirius: Professor, I really don’t see the point in getting upset over spilled milk.

McGonagall: Why would I be upset? The Slytherin dormitory will be unusable for the next fortnight and one of my students orchestrated it.

Sirius: Actually it was two. Remus was there as well.

Remus: Why would you say that?

Sirius: I just thought it would help cushion the blow if we distribute the blame.

Remus: Cushion who?

Sirius: Me mostly.

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James: You packed condoms?

Sirius: We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the earth.

James: And condoms are the way to do that?

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