James: You Packed Condoms?

OH. 🙂

Guys I get Stephanie Brown. I must admit I don’t know much about her personality, but this is making me want to because damn. DAMN.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Sirius: James, have you seen Lily?

James: I'm not seeing Lily!

Sirius: ...What?

James: What?

[Potions with Gryffindor and Slytherin]

Professor Slughorn: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Severus: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Remus: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Regulus: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Peter: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Sirius: Mental stability, my old friend!

Professor Slughorn: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

Barty Crouch: Your name was drawn from the Goblet of Fire! Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Harry: *looks over at Hermione*

Hermione: *mouths "not guilty"*

Harry: Hot Milky.

Hermione: For fuck's sake.

Lily: You're drunk!

Sirius: [slurring] That's a dirty lie. And I intend to press charges. The minute I'm sober.

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

Draco, watching the Little Mermaid: Why is she brushing her hair with a fork? What???

Harry, crashing through the door: it's a dinGLEHOPPER. TALK TO ME ONCE YOU'VE EDUCATED YOURSELF you UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!