Hermione: Draco, you think every round fruit is an apple.
Draco: No, I don't.
Hermione: [holding up cherries] What are these?
Draco: Tiny apples.
Hermione: [points to pumpkins] And what are those?
Draco: Halloween apples.
Also, all of these are on AO3 unless specified otherwise.
Since this got first place, here are three fics for this trope
My first submission for this is How To Become a Step-dad in 5 Easy Steps by CallMeStrega. It’s dead on main, with a ton of misunderstandings and pining Jason. Ellie is 6 in this fic, and it is so adorable
My second recommendation for this trope is Issues Regarding One Daniel Jonas by SIRDUCK_07. It has some dead serious, but that hasn’t shown up much in the fic yet. It delves more into how creepy Vlad is, and has twins Ellie and Dan.
My third submission is Brothers Ever After by Music_Feeds_My_Soul. It is somewhat centered around Damian and Danny being twins, but Danny being ‘pregnant’ with Ellie is a huge part of it, and it is a really good fic.
My first recommendation for this one is Ghostly Delivery by WeirdNCrazy. It is very funny, and goes through Danny meeting all the main heroes, not just the Batfam.
My second recommendation for this trope is Danny's Accidentally Super-Inducing Adoption Chaos Filled Extravaganza! By Conartist170. Two of the tags are ‘This fic is not to be taken seriously’ and ‘Take everything with several ounces of salt’ which describes its vibes perfectly.
My first recommendation for fics of this ship is When You Accidentally Kill A Clown by SchlalensitzBucket. It’s only visible to those with AO3 accounts, but it is 100% worth it, with tons of shenanigans and shipping.
My next recommendation is Arctic Siren by Magpie_Crow. It is so cute and Danny is both androgynous and flirty as hell. Plus, something really cool happens in chapter one, leading to a smitten Jason.
My first rec for this type of fic is The Boy King and the Dark Knights by smallgaything. It is not only funny, but it hits you in the feels while incorporating several different tropes. Also, it’s one of the first Dcxdp fics I ever read, so it has a special place in my heart.
My second rec is Don’t Leave Me in the Dark by Astra_Nova_Kat. It has Good parents Fentons and Undead Dad, which isn’t really common, but works so well in this fic. It also has a bunch of misunderstandings, which everyone knows I adore.
Remus Lupin: Your mood swings are so annoying.
Sirius Black: No no its not mood swings its emotional parkour.
James: ‘What happens when you put a werewolf on the moon?’ is a great question. Probably the best question ever.
Remus: I’d explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon.
Sirius: We never said we’d send you up without a suit, you absolute monster.
Remus: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow? beautiful? By the water? Unburdened?
Sirius: I want to be the Whomping Willow instead. It beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
OH. 🙂
Guys I get Stephanie Brown. I must admit I don’t know much about her personality, but this is making me want to because damn. DAMN.
Sirius: Sometimes I do listen to you, you know.
Remus: That hasn’t been my experience.
hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I’m rereading prisoner of azkaban and fully appreciating how wild it is that of all the people ron could have made friends with, it’s the guy whose parents were murdered by his pet rat.