Hermione: We Have To Get To A Muggle Hospital, And We Have To Get There Fast.

We have a very simple life philosophy: if we feel like it, we do it. And then we usually have to call McGonagall.

James Potter (via its-hp-bitch)

Mini headcanon time 💜

Dabi likes to wear Hawks socks to slip and slide around the house in. Hawks caught him doing so coming home late one night after a long patrol. He was half way in the window when he saw Dabi sliding across the hall into the living room listening to music. Dancing sliding around the house completely comfortable in one of Hawks shirts, the backs cut out for Hawks wings.

Dabi danced for a solid five minutes with his eyes closed before he opened them and then they were shock wide open. They stared at each other for a second before dabi yelped and shot fire at hawks who dodged quicker than dabi could spark it. Squawking when he flew back inside.

“Dabi?! You could’ve killed me!”

“You saw me dancing!”

“So you tried to kill me?”

“ I didn’t try to kill you i tried to fry you! Big difference chicken!”

“Chicken? With those skinny legs?” Hawks said pointing at Dabi’s exposed lower half. The shirt covering up to his mid thigh, showing off indeed, skinny chicken legs.

“So what? You’re a bird so it’s different!”

“That makes no sense!”

“You don’t make sense!”

Dabi yelled, stomping off to the bedroom only to skip and fall on his bony ass. Hawks had never laughed so hard in his life.

Sirius: *playing out of tune guitar*

Remus: Do you take requests?

Sirius: Sure.

Remus: Please stop.

Not taking any of Crayola’s shit today.

Molly: *makes Ron wash 1 more dish than Ginny*

Ron: I am the backbone of this family you are nothing without me. When I Die. Then You Will Realize.

[Potions with Gryffindor and Slytherin]

Professor Slughorn: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Severus: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Remus: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Regulus: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Peter: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Sirius: Mental stability, my old friend!

Professor Slughorn: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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