Sirius: *playing out of tune guitar*
Remus: Do you take requests?
Sirius: Sure.
Remus: Please stop.
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
Hermione: We have to get to a muggle hospital, and we have to get there fast.
Harry: Then I should drive.
Ron: Why you?
Harry: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
Hermione: Okay, let's do it.
[cut to]
Everyone in the Car: *screaming*
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James: So uh, for future reference, do I have to ask you before I go out with my friends?
Lily: No . Yes . Sometimes.
James: So uh, how will I know which times?
Lily: Well you'll know afterward when I get mad.
I’m rereading prisoner of azkaban and fully appreciating how wild it is that of all the people ron could have made friends with, it’s the guy whose parents were murdered by his pet rat.
James: Snape, do you know what I like about you?
Snape:
James: Fuck all.
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
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Harry: I'm not afraid to be alone in this room with my thoughts.
Harry:
Harry: My thoughts are awesome.
Harry: Appleby Arrows, cruise ships, pizza bagel restaurant, my parents are dead, I'm gonna die alone...oh god, that happened fast.
How did you get it exactly right?!?!?!?
You aren’t afraid of being alone in the dark, you’re afraid of not being alone in the dark. (source)