Happy Pride Month Folks

They're idiots, your honor.

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

the thing is that like,,, ok bear with me

a Tails without a Sonic can still be Tails. hes not automatically gonna be fucked without a Sonic (though it can happen). anyone couldve shown him that kindness he needed when he was younger and he wouldve followed them with just as much loyalty

a Sonic without a Tails tho? oh boy. that guy is FUCKED right off the bat. you cant replace his Tails with anyone else because hes gonna turn out to be a prick either way

we KNOW this because he met Amy before he met Tails, and he wasnt exactly friends with her. they were friendly, but he just saw her as just another person to save

a Sonic having a Tails is a Sonic that has grown and become friendlier, more personable, and stronger in-turn

theres a reason why the cosmic truth is that SONIC needs Tails, not the other way around

Let the man sleep next to his platonic husband, chamacos latosos

cult member: hey leader can I kiss you?

lamb: no thanks! I'm saving these lips for the kiss of death

Narinder, from the Lambs side: the kiss of what now

happy prideWHAT FLAG WAS THAT

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

When the listener in the relationship becomes the yapper

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