When The Listener In The Relationship Becomes The Yapper

They're idiots, your honor.

I want to share a quiet moment with you on a rooftop at 3 AM, simply gazing at the stars together.

they match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

Shadow beats up Tails in almost every sth iteration because he subconsciously has Prime’s Shadow knowledge of how dangerous he can become when pissed enough

"So I know you sent me to kill the leader of the demons…but there have been some complications" The hero said, trying to hide the ring on their finger.

Hi!! :) I’m back! I said a bit more on Twitter but I’ve been gone for a while due to health reasons. I’m improving though and have returned! This fandom is not getting rid of me

Anyways though !! I’m taking mcyt doodle requests atm :) Moreso on Twitter so it’s better if you leave your request there but you can also leave it in my inbox! Any mcyt is fine (obv not people like forever, dream, wilbur etc…) and this includes any fics! If it’s any I don’t know of and haven’t drawn before or fics you haven’t seen me draw, I do ask that you provide reference to make my life easier and so I don’t butcher it lmao

If you were a bug and i were a bug would you hangout on a flower with me?

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

Rabbit sized Bunnyblade riding a hound into battle. Adversaries laughing until they learn to fear the bunny.

He is three years old and yearns for blood carrots. Philza promises both to him.

Philza gets captured and manages to send a secret distress message. Technoblade comes and beats everyone up, but doesn't kill them. Philza is still caged.

Technoblade demands more carrots before he opens Phil's cage. Phil tells him he doesn't have any on him. Technoblade leaves him there.

Luckily, with his captors wounded, Philza is able to escape on his own. He immediately sets up a "Philza Ransom Fund" which is just an additional fund that Technoblade can only access if he rescues Philza from being captured.

Technoblade starts throwing Philza at enemies in the hope he gets caught so Technoblade can get the Rescue Phil award.

Philza has to then stipulate that Techno can't have the Rescue Fund if its his damn fault Phil got captured in the first place.

Technoblade is unamused.

Losing it at all of this qdsuiqjkljkdqj that's so fucking funny.

Techno is going to have a field day trying to find some sort of loophole of a situation he can put Phil in that is subtle enough it can't be traced to him but also dire enough to make him legible for the Rescue Phil fund.

Don't stop him Phil, this is bunny enrichment!

Anya Mouthwashing

In the back of my mind, it's always there.