HAHAHAHA THIS ISNT EVEN THEM IM FUCKIGN SOUPID

"Behold my magic sword," said the hero. "That isn't magic," said the wizard. "It has runes on it," said the hero. "Those aren't runes—that's just chicken scratch," said the wizard. "But I've slain monsters," said the hero. "So it's still a sword. Nine times out of ten it's still gonna kill what you stab."

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

clown graveyard and its just one grave

when things aren’t happening in the order they usually do so instead you just do NOTHING

Soon™

fuck your os fuck your os fuck your os

YESSS WEIRD BIRDS

Some weird birds.

I have fem speeding bullet parasites

it could easily bite me in half but that’s an ancient sea puppy and i’m gonna pet it

Illustration of Plesiosaurs by Zdenek Burian, 1963 - “Prehistoric Sea Monsters”