Fuck Your Os Fuck Your Os Fuck Your Os

if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse

just got word that the new fnaf game is gonna feature william afton’s fingernail preserved in amber and it’s back to kill more children

sometimes my favourite ex-dsmp creator I've watched since I was like twelve reblogs art of themself dressed in various costumes and in questionable positions and I think to myself 'wow so much has changed since 2021 this is crazy' and get hit with the crushing truth of my mortality and the passage of time before giggling at the art and smashing the reblog button

YESSS WEIRD BIRDS

Some weird birds.

i love london

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

real

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

reminders:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.