Sun Tzu In Fortnite?

bpd is my psychic ability

the italian grandma seems to be arguing in favour of packing as light as possible and so the conversation has turned to a detailed discussion of optimizing the folding of laundry

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

my phone is a catalytic converter that turns wifi into bad vibes

“my flaccid penis looks like luigi’s vacuum”

if your class project group is dysfunctional enough the google docs instance counts as a MOBA

offsides is the en-pessant of football

the saddest part of henry kissinger dying is that i didn’t get to kill him myself

showin up to the function with 17 rounds of chemotherapy

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(

as it turns out i was the thot experiment