Currently Listening To An Irate Italian Grandma Rant To Her Friends About Trip Planning While I Take

my current appartment looks a lot like this

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

overheard in a fancy italian restaurant:

> eating lobster and jerking off are two different things

Your blog really runs on the logic of unfunny + head/getting head/life changing head = funny. (I think you should check your maths)

when she sends you hate mail <<333

mewed so hard i threw up

yeah

The somewhat sexual quality of sand

tony soprano is my patrick bateman

consider: an alien flying a 747.

gonna throw strip poker with the boys tonight ;)

i’m starting to think i won’t get to wittness a trump v desantis debate which is sad, but probably for the better :/