Rolling Down The Street, Nixon Tapes On Full Blast With The Bass All The Way Up

> why

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I wonder why the average human K/D is

*chess voice* hamster to microwave interior

hindsight is the VAR of life.

fucking this clown so hard that the flower on their lapel squirts

poker night w the boys got me wanting to snuggle. texas holdem? more like texas hold me, bro

sometimes i wish i were a crime boss so i could party with federal agents

*my dad, taking about going to the symphony*: … it’s like going to a punk show. everyone’s gotta do it at least once.

duck sex is the dark souls of sex

nothing quite like comin home to munch some box after a long day at work

ankle deep in my own milk