Poker Night W The Boys Got Me Wanting To Snuggle. Texas Holdem? More Like Texas Hold Me, Bro

“it’s not about you and me. it’s about us” i say to the tailgating F150 behind me as i stomp on the brakes.

i don’t got that dog in me anymore.

he got put down.

anyway — im probably gonna stay in the weekend to finish up some paperwork and wait for death.

she X on my D till i rawr

Top three scariest halllween costumes:

3. Landlord

2. Sexy Landlord

1. Unsexy Landlord

dinosaur: babe do u love me?

other dinosaur: ofc babe

david attenborough: the meteor will not hit their planet for another millennia. it is now, that their love may blossom

she derive on equation until i steady state solution

linked-in too

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she tab my com till i let out a wa

she wacom on my tablet till i draw

absolutely electrifying the way spotify started playing gangnam style right as the tesla tried to merge into me in bay area traffic

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