Hello!

when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing

me: *encounters something slightly difficult*

brain: you have to cry

me: why

brain: you gotta

4/5/22 (3)

A haiku about feeling addicted to my phone from 4/3/24

4/1/22

Me on a date: What's your favorite musical?

Them: Haha oh no, I don't like musical theatre.

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: It well may be

That we will never meet again

In this lifetime

When parents just don't understand

Me: Mom, this song made the whip dance popular because it says "watch me whip" Mom: Is the guy really good at the whip? Me: Well it's not really a hard dance to do Mom: Then why should we watch him?

Yes yes YES

I've always been a bit unsatisfied with how Adventure Time dropped Finn's desperation to find other humans. Like, yeah I know they sort of brought it up again with Islands, but here's the thing: you're telling me that Finn-- the boy who got that excited about Susan maybe being human-- wouldn't go nuts over Betty's introduction to Ooo?????

I think a more satisfying arc for both Finn and Betty would've been Finn seeking her out to ask all these questions about Human Things he's never been able to ask anyone before (especially since this takes place after his and Flame Princess' breakup)!! And he would want to help her in her quest to bring Simon back-- at least, until he starts becoming torn between the morality of it and his selfish desire to be around more humans.

uuUUAUGHGHH just imagine how fabulous the conflict would've been 🤌🤌