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jesus no

i think nixon is a homosexual. i am a homosexual, and also smell that

Does anyone else notice that in the spring, there's always this scent that smells like semen in the air? Is it the pollen that smells like semen??

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

Damn, I need some estrogen. Like desperately…

just talked to a another friend, and was informed/reminded of the irony of him dying the literal day after easter sunday

what.

i just woke up and was informed the pope has died via a friend

he then says that jd vance did it and called vance a rat bastard, then tried to get me to scream it across my house to inform the masses.

this is a great sadness to be having right after waking up

I get laid tomorrowwwwww

They call me the girl kisser because of the way I uhm. Uh. Well.

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth