I Get Laid Tomorrowwwwww

necrophilliacs be like

not a dream

English is not my first language

accidents sometimes happen

today I confused the Once-ler with the word incel

that is all

jesus no

imagine dragons for anglerfish must be like… oh the misery… my microscopic husband is attached to meee

I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

big if true

“While I’m really intrigued by the idea of technology that can make Mark Zuckerberg do and say whatever I want, this video wasn’t quite there yet. At the very least, they could have put him on a shirtless body or something. I eventually managed to climax, but it took forever.” McCurdy later admitted, however, that the deepfake video provided results far superior to those achieved by his old method of manually photoshopping Mark Zuckerberg’s head onto the nude bodies of male models.

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hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.