Jokerfunnystytem - I Like My Cats

Who next?

Would you like me to draw the rest of the crew as mobs in minecraft?

sure man!

-Nest au- ( Taurtis headcannons )

• Taurtis normally refers to perch on Mumbos shoulder or Grians arm in his sleeve.

• Taurtis will also find new flowers that he gives to Cleo, Cleo now has a garden

• He tries to get Doc to hold a kitten by showing that its harmless

• he managed to get him to hold one for a minute

• Taurtis likes to fly with X and joe

• He messes with Etho by hanging like at bat on one of his arms

• they use this to scare others into thinking Etho is a vampire and Turned Taurtis

• their expressions are worth it

• Taurtis clings to Grian and now Grian has a pet

• Taurtis likes Grian the most and likes to cuddle with him

• by this point Grian just places Taurtis into his shirt

(I'll add more later)

evil victorian gentleman themed drag king called jack the stripper

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What happens once you kill yourself? Because I'm ready to go.

You wanna know what happens once you kill yourself? Your mother comes home from work and finds her baby dead and she screams and runs over to you and tries to get you to wake up but you won’t and she keeps screaming and shaking you and her tears are dripping onto your face and your dad hears all the screaming and runs into the room and he can’t even speak because the child that he loved and the child that he watched grow up is gone forever and finally your little sister runs into the room to see what all the fuss is about and she sees you dead. The person she looked up to and loved. The person she bragged about to  her friends, the person she wanted to be just like when she grew up, the person that made her feel safe. But she’s never really going to get to grow up and smile and laugh and love because she’ll always be consumed with this feeling of missing you. And now there’s something missing from your family and they can barely look at each other anymore because everything reminds them of you but you’re gone and hurts more than anything. and you think that your mom never cared because she was always busy and yelling at you to finish your homework and clean your room and forgot to say I love you sometimes but really, she loved you more than anything and she doesn’t leave the house anymore, she can’t even get out of bed and she’s getting thinner and thinner because it’s too hard to eat. Your father had to quit his job and he doesn’t sleep anymore, every time he closes his eyes he sees his baby dead, and the image never goes away no matter how much alcohol he drinks. And at school your best friend sees that your seat is empty and she gets this sick feeling in her stomach and that’s when she hears the announcement. You killed yourself. And suddenly she’s screaming and crying in the middle of class and no one even bothers comforting because they’re all  busy sitting there staring at your empty seat with tears dripping down their cheeks and all she wants is for you to hug her and tell her it’s gonna be okay like you always did, but this time, you’re not there to do it, everything is dark now that you’re gone and her grades are slipping, she barely goes to school anymore and she ended up in hospital after taking too many pills because she wanted to see you again. the girls who used to make fun of the way you dressed feel their throats get tight, they don’t talk to each other anymore, they don’t talk to anyone, they’re all in therapy trying so hard not to blame themselves but nothing works. and your teacher who always gave you a hard time stares blankly at the wall, she quits her job a few days later. And then your boyfriend hears the news and he can’t breathe, he still calls you a lot just to hear your voice and he talks to you on facebook but you never message him back, he can’t fall in love again because every girl he meets reminds him of you, he’s never going to get over you, he loved you and he cries himself to sleep every night, hating himself and slicing his skin because he couldn’t save you and he’s never going to hold you in his arms or hear you laugh again. Now everyone who knew you, whether they were a big part of your life or someone you passed in the hallway a few times a week, they carry this aching feeling around inside them because you’re gone, and they miss you, and they don’t know why you left but it must’ve been their fault and they should’ve stopped you and they should’ve told you they loved you more and that feeling is never going to go away. And so you killed yourself

but you killed everyone else around you too. 

If you experienced trauma in childhood or had a rough childhood, dude listen to me. Offer yourself play. You were deprived of it.

Keep bubbles in the house, blow bubbles in the yard, blow them in your room, get a coloring book that doesn’t have to be an adult one with mandalas, watch cartoons, laugh at stupid things, dress up as a superhero for Halloween, wear a Santa hat on Christmas and big light up snowflake earrings, lay down on the floor, lay down in the grass, eat eggos for dinner sometimes. It’s not stupid. You’re not childish. You’re giving your inner child what they had taken from them. They deserve it.

Grian making breakfast for Taurtis like he is his little brother, and despises sam for dating said brother.

While this isn’t all the scam accounts from the current list, here is some accounts I still have in the drafts where I collect scam posts for tracking them. This isn’t updated to the newer list I just have these myself from weeks ago.

dimoral | enchantingladyearthquaker | magicalbirddinosaur | maxwell-o | jacklinjackson | blsee | janeursural | brieflovewombat | cleversuitsoul | al-rasher | jovialartisanpatrol | karldrogo2 | gaziianaliifatmaah |

Please do not donate to any of these accounts, their scammers and may have deleted their original posts to avoid getting reported as two of them have. Please alert anyone sharing their posts that isn’t calling them out as they hide those reblogs.

With everything yes

would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?

@mysticalfriendlyintrovert

Grian: what?

Taurtis, yelling: you are a fucking asshole what the living fuck did the rabbit do to you!?

Grian:.......

Taurtis: well!?

Grian, speaking softly: but your my Taurtis, you know I dont like you chilling with rabbits

Taurtis: I-I am sorry.... I

Grian, cutting Taurtis off: no you're right...

Taurtis:

Grian, smiling: I should have droped it into lava instead!

Taurtis: Grian!

[Grian, and Taurtis incorrect quotes]

Taurtis, holding a small white bunny with red eyes: you're scary but cute

Taurtis: Grian!

Grian:

Taurtis: can we keep it?

Grian, grabbing the rabbit and holding it up: can I punt it!?

Taurtis: no

Grian: then the answer is no

Taurtis:

Grian, drop kicking the rabbit: well there we go

Taurtis: why?

i love the thought of Grian dropkicking a bunny and getting yelled at for why he did that

https://atsuzaki-playground.neocities.org/

Can someone draw these? Or write these