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Can you do headcanons where undertaker has an s/o that’s similar to him? Aka they like to laugh and fool around, they like obscure things, collect bones and furs, and are just overall eccentric? Thx ❤️

Thank you for requesting, anon! I'm sorry about it being so short.. This is my first HC I've done in a while lol I'm a little rusty, but I hope you enjoy regardless! 🖤

 -Honestly he'd probably love that 

-You two would joke around pretty much all day

 -He'd even give you some skulls and things he'd collected from unclaimed bodies.

 -When you go scavenging for bones, you better be prepared to have a partner.

-Sometimes he allows you to read his books, but only a select few for them. -He's not afraid to show you who he truly is. 

 -You've seen his eyes, you love their colour, sometimes you joke about how he might be radioactive. 

 -You mock noblemen together all the time (It totally pisses Ciel off)

Would you be willing to write HCs for Jumin and Vanderwood where they get into an argument with their MC and end up hitting them?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I got a similar request to this one sooo I’ll just put them together lol.

Ask 2: Hello! Can I ask for having an huge and heated argument with Vanderwood? ♡ thank you!

Jumin

-Jumin had left the house effectively leaving you to babysit Elizabeth 3rd

-You weren’t too happy about that.  

-You were fed up. 

-This was the 10th time he had dumped Elizabeth on you. 

-You decided to put an end to it.

-You grabbed Elizabeth, put her in a carrying case and brought her to a pet shelter.

-You knew Jumin would be Angry, But you didn’t care.

-When he finally came home, he called out for Elizabeth before even acknowledging you. 

-That made you even more enraged. 

-”Where is Elizabeth?” he asked, concerned. 

-”I got rid or her” You said before showing him some papers from the shelter. 

-”YOU GAVE HER TO A SHELTER?” He practically screamed. 

-You nodded. 

-His face got extremely red. 

-His breathing got faster. 

-He slapped you across the face before walking away, heading to the shelter that you had taken Elizabeth to.

-After a long hour of signing papers and all that, he got Elizabeth back. 

-A few days after the situation, you both made up. 

-He apologized for getting angry and hitting you, you apologized for taking his cat to a shelter. 

Vanderwood

-Vanderwood had come home from another dangerous mission. 

-Despite you begging him to stop going on said missions, he would always go on them.

-You were done worrying about him, you were done worrying that he may never come home. 

-You had decided to tell him how you felt. 

-”Vanderwood, we need to talk.” you said. 

-”Yes, what is it?” He replied sitting next to you. 

-”Please stop going on missions.” You looked down at your hands before continuing. “I just get so worried about you. What if you were to die or something?” 

-He stared at you blankly. 

-”You really think so little of me that you actually think I’d get myself killed?” He snapped. 

-You had pissed him off.. 

-This was always a touchy subject for him. 

-”Vanderwood, I know you can handle yourself, but I still worry” 

-His eyes narrowed. 

-”You think I’m weak don’t you?” He spit. 

-”No I-” He interrupted you

-”You’re grossly underestimating me, bitch” 

-You were shocked. 

-He had never called you that before.

-”Vanderwood, please” 

-”SHUT UP” He yelled before slapping you across the face. 

-He immediately regretted it.. 

-”Oh..My... God... Baby girl, I’m so sorry.” He panicked holding your face, making sure you weren’t injured.

-”I’m fine, don’t worry.”

-You were still very concerned about the dangers of his job, and after a long discussion, he finally agreed to take less risky missions.

Seven and Vandy with an MC who’s in the agency with them?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

Seven

-He knew…

-He knew from the very first time you met.

-You were a secret agent, just like him.

-He was scared for your life.

-He knew the risks you probably took

-He knew it was stressful…

-You told him a lot of things about your experiences.

-Honestly, he was the one person you felt like you could count on.

-But you had to keep your guard up and so did he.

-If you were tasked to take each other’s lives, Seven wanted to get you out of the mess that was the intelligence agency.

-But it wasn’t so simple

-If he made even one mistake, it would cost both your lives.

-No matter what happened, he vowed to keep you safe from your sadistic boss.

Vanderwood

-You had become an agent long before you met Vanderwood. 

 -He knew of the risks, at first he didn’t want to even look at you out of fear that someone would kill one of you. 

 -He was paranoid as fuck.

 -Whenever he was around you, he carried a gun… and so did you. 

 -You both hoped you’d never have to use it, but if either of you were tasked to kill each other, neither one of you wanted to die.

-There were days when Vanderwood regretted his decision.. Dating you might’ve been the worst mistake of his life. 

 -But he didn’t care, he loved you, that’s all that mattered. 

 -And if anyone were to try and cut your life short, there would be some major problems.

V and Vanderwood with an MC who smoked a bit too much weed and got completely stoned?

Oh boy...I don’t think I want to write for this one since I’m kind of against weed, cocaine, heroine, acid etc... Though I am fine with drunk HCs. I’m really sorry for not doing your request Anon. I should probably add a rule against drug related requests in my request rules. Anyway, I hope this doesn’t make anyone too angry or anything.

I don’t want Disney to win. I just need Ron DeSantis to lose.

Vandy’s thoughts while MC’s sleeping on his shoulder?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I’m sorry this is so short… I’m running out of ideas for sleeping/sleepy MCs.

-You were laying beside Vanderwood 

-your head was resting on his shoulder

-He thought it was kind of cute honestly.

-You’d never slept in this position

-But he didn’t mind.. Whatever position you slept in, he wasn’t bothered by it..

-Unless you kicked him in your sleep…

HC’s for how Vanderwood acts towards his kids?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

-He never wanted children… 

-He thought they were annoying and messy..

-But when he actually had children it was different.

-At first, he hated it.

-He hated the fact he couldn’t get any sleep at night

-He hated the fact that the kids didn’t listen. 

-He hated the fact that they were so messy. 

-He hated the fact that he was putting them in danger by being involved with them

-But then… he grew to love them..

-He grew to look past the ugly side of parenting

-He loved his children

-He’d spend as much time with them as he could… because he never got that when he was a child. 

-He would protect them, no matter what the cost. 

:))) Vandy’s reaction to MC spending an entire day spoiling him rotten?

Thank you for requesting, Anon! (I was sleep deprived and had a headache while writing this… so I’m so sorry if this is bad lol)

-You were on a date. 

-Dates were quite uncommon for you two.

-Every previous date, Vanderwood would buy things for you, you were his lovely princess. 

-But that was going to change… at least, just for today.. 

-You had a plan to spoil this boi rotten!!

-The day started with you two taking a walk down a strip mall on one of the streets.

-That was when something caught his eye.

-A leopard print button up t shirt.

-You were determined to get it for him… so when he wasn’t paying attention, you slipped the cashier the money to buy the shirt. 

-He was shocked when he found out. 

-”Baby girl, you didn’t have to do that.” 

-”But I did” You smiled and kissed him on the cheek. 

-”It’ll look great on you” you said. 

-”Since you bought me that, I’ll treat you to dinner.” 

-You nodded… but had arterial motives.  

-You both entered the restaurant and chose a seat. 

-He ordered what he wanted, you ordered what you wanted and had an amazing meal together.

-Once the waiter arrived with the bill, Vanderwood had gotten out his card but you were faster to grab the machine. 

-”I’ll pay” you said sweetly. 

-”No, no you’ve done enough today” He replied attempting to take the machine out of your hands… 

-But it was too late, the receipt was already printed and you’d payed for dinner. 

-He made a mental note to buy you a bunch of clothing and stuff on your next date.

I returned to Tumblr after a hiatus and there's hoards of them.. holy fuck...

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(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

HCs for how Vanderwood acts when he’s tired?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-When Vanderwood is tired he’s very slow.

-He kind of shuts down.

-It’ll take him a while to process things.

-He’ll get super grumpy too.

-Like if you try to joke around or something, he’ll go after you. He will spare you no mercy!!

-He’ll complain about how messy you are (even if you’re super duper clean lol) 

-In conclusion… Just let this guy sleep. He needs it!