Ok But Why Tho?

Would you be willing to write HCs for Jumin and Vanderwood where they get into an argument with their MC and end up hitting them?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I got a similar request to this one sooo I’ll just put them together lol.

Ask 2: Hello! Can I ask for having an huge and heated argument with Vanderwood? ♡ thank you!

Jumin

-Jumin had left the house effectively leaving you to babysit Elizabeth 3rd

-You weren’t too happy about that.  

-You were fed up. 

-This was the 10th time he had dumped Elizabeth on you. 

-You decided to put an end to it.

-You grabbed Elizabeth, put her in a carrying case and brought her to a pet shelter.

-You knew Jumin would be Angry, But you didn’t care.

-When he finally came home, he called out for Elizabeth before even acknowledging you. 

-That made you even more enraged. 

-”Where is Elizabeth?” he asked, concerned. 

-”I got rid or her” You said before showing him some papers from the shelter. 

-”YOU GAVE HER TO A SHELTER?” He practically screamed. 

-You nodded. 

-His face got extremely red. 

-His breathing got faster. 

-He slapped you across the face before walking away, heading to the shelter that you had taken Elizabeth to.

-After a long hour of signing papers and all that, he got Elizabeth back. 

-A few days after the situation, you both made up. 

-He apologized for getting angry and hitting you, you apologized for taking his cat to a shelter. 

Vanderwood

-Vanderwood had come home from another dangerous mission. 

-Despite you begging him to stop going on said missions, he would always go on them.

-You were done worrying about him, you were done worrying that he may never come home. 

-You had decided to tell him how you felt. 

-”Vanderwood, we need to talk.” you said. 

-”Yes, what is it?” He replied sitting next to you. 

-”Please stop going on missions.” You looked down at your hands before continuing. “I just get so worried about you. What if you were to die or something?” 

-He stared at you blankly. 

-”You really think so little of me that you actually think I’d get myself killed?” He snapped. 

-You had pissed him off.. 

-This was always a touchy subject for him. 

-”Vanderwood, I know you can handle yourself, but I still worry” 

-His eyes narrowed. 

-”You think I’m weak don’t you?” He spit. 

-”No I-” He interrupted you

-”You’re grossly underestimating me, bitch” 

-You were shocked. 

-He had never called you that before.

-”Vanderwood, please” 

-”SHUT UP” He yelled before slapping you across the face. 

-He immediately regretted it.. 

-”Oh..My... God... Baby girl, I’m so sorry.” He panicked holding your face, making sure you weren’t injured.

-”I’m fine, don’t worry.”

-You were still very concerned about the dangers of his job, and after a long discussion, he finally agreed to take less risky missions.

Me handing out boops to everyone and anyone that is boopable! 😅

Vandy with MC who suddenly sits on his lap and tries feeding him chocolates?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! 

-You were bored. 

-Earlier, you’d bought a box of chocolates for Vanderwood and yourself to eat… 

-But you’d been the only one eating them… You suspected that he didn’t even notice them 

-You had an idea. 

-You were going to sit on Vandy’s lap and force feed him the chocolates you’d payed for with your hard earned money!

-He was sitting on the couch.. 

-You joined him… by sitting on his lap. 

-Vanderwood wasn’t expecting that… But he welcomed it.

-That was… until you shoved a chocolate in his mouth.

-”MC, What the fuck?” 

-You laughed nervously

-”I bought chocolate… I thought you’d want some” you replied.

-He shrugged and ate the chocolate. 

-You continued to feed him chocolates… alternating between you and him until you’d finished the box.

Vandy with an MC who never cries suddenly breaking down in tears bc she’s so stressed out?

Thanks for requesting anon! 

-You were under a lot of stress. 

-First off, work was getting more and more difficult.

-Second you were constantly worried about Vanderwood’s well being. 

-Everything was getting to you and you couldn’t bottle it up inside anymore.. 

-So you cried. 

-You’d never cried, At least not in front of Vanderwood.

-Vanderwood was taken aback 

-He honestly didn’t know how to react. 

-”What’s wrong, MC? There has to be something wrong if you’re crying this much”

-You ignored him and kept crying. 

-Vanderwood started to panic.

-Were you hurt? 

-Did something bad happen?

-Did someone die? 

-He wasn’t sure.

-So he asked again. 

-”What’s wrong?” 

-”I’m so… overwhelmed.” You finally answered

-He placed a hand on your shoulder in an attempt to comfort you. 

-”Wanna talk about it?” He asked

-You nodded, then told him everything, everything you were stressed about.

-He pulled you into a hug and let you squeeze him as much as you needed until you stopped crying your eyes out.

My beliefs have always wavered. I've been at this for three years and I've gone through periods where I feel completely disconnected to belief in deities and more connected other times.. The rituals and offering cycled get quite mentally exhausting so... honestly I usually don't do much beyond venting and chatting and offerings of tasks and sweets when I remember. 😅 whether it's Loki or just my inner thoughts and biases listening and responding, it doesn't really super matter as it makes me feel less like I'm going at life alone.

Loki has always felt like a friend who I can always fall back on... during the month of October and in February I usually fall back into my practices and reconnect with gods I worship. Loki is usually the one I go to first and I'm always so excited to reconnect with them!

In my experience Loki never asks for anything too big of me that wouldn't benefit me or my family long-term. The most They want is like a quick sketch or a small share of candy or a food I've prepared or had a hand in preparing.

Loki has always kind of been a shoulder to cry on... I mean... I genuinely think they may have had a hand in pushing me to the path of therapy. I also found myself pushed towards a journey of self discovery which felt amazing... still does!

I came out as agender last year and I'm very happy with that, My family is finally beginning to really get used to calling me by my new name instead of my dead name.

The goofy remarks this deity has are unparalleled... sometimes I'm communicating with them and the most bonkers shit happens during or immediately after, Or I just get the sudden, mysterious urge to pull out my pendulum and all I get is the word "balls" or something 😅.. and ofc no matter where I put the candle that's theirs, the wick is always in strange shapes (none of the others are ever like that despite being from the same sellers and having tried multiple different scents) and the flame dances even without much movement of air...

Recently I've had a cat pass away a few months ago and my mother as well...actually just yesterday.. so... for the first time in a long while, I spoke to Loki, Hel and Freya simply requesting that they ensure my mother's journey to wherever she ends up.. afterlife or not is peaceful. And It was very peaceful. I believe that one or all were there to help guide her way into the unknowns of death..

Same deal with my cat... Both times I felt an almost instant feeling of relief and comfort knowing I no longer had to stress about either dying alone, That I could relax and focus on healing.... and I didn't and still don't feel pressured to give anything back, though I absolutely will during my Samhain traditions which I will be celebrating with my family.

Dear Lokeans and Norse Pagans,

I just want to hear your experiences with Loki.

I've been 3 years now into Norse Paganism and Loki...But it still feels like too short time and that I still have to learn so much. He has guided me to a great transformation of myself through this time....yet I think the snake has more skin to shed. I just need to hear more opinions and experiences.

Also he is such a hard deity to get over. I don't know if it's him who doesn't let go or me...But I like it...I really like working with him...

Can I request Vandy finally getting a day off and MC wanting to get out of bed way too early for his liking?

Thanks fro requesting, Anon! 

-Finally.. 

-A day off. 

-Vanderwood was overjoyed when his boss informed him that he had a day off. 

-He felt that he deserved it..

-So for most of the night, he caught up on sleep in your shared bed.

-He really didn’t want to be disturbed.

-But he was disturbed.

-By you.

-You wanted to get out of bed as it was 8AM and you had gotten plenty of sleep. 

-Vanderwood, on the other hand was extremely tired and wanted at least another hour or so of rest. 

-Your shifting around had ruined that for him. 

-”Babe… it’s too early” He complained.

-”Oh. I’m sorry Vandy, I’ll leave in a little while” 

-He pulled your wrist to get you to lay back down.

-”Don’t leave”

-You nodded and got back into bed with him.

-A couple hours later, he finally woke up, you were right beside him.

Vandy’s reaction to a reallllllllllllllly drunk MC?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

-You were pretty much wasted.

-Vanderwood was the one to take care of you. 

-He sighed as he held a bucket in front of you and your hair back as you violently vomited for the 5th time. 

-He had to forcefully pry the bottle of alcohol from your hands earlier and replace it with water.

-You were a complete mess. 

-Your speech was slurred

-You stumbled around like a newborn foal learning to walk for the first time. 

-You laughed at everything... 

-He knew he had to wait this out. 

-It would pass eventually. 

-He brought you to bed to let you sleep off your drunkenness. 

-After a bit of a disagreement you finally gave in and got into bed, falling asleep. 

-Honestly, Vanderwood never wanted to see you like this ever again.

Ohohoho, it's vaccine time... guess what that means!

Time to write fanfiction about my comfort characters comforting a reader with trypanophobia as a way to prepare for the insane amount of anxiety I am inevitably going to feel soon when I get my shot. (Oh... On that note... I haven't seen many people write trypanophobia comfort fics... So... if you want more of this, let me know!)

Editing note: I don't know how this slipped by me but I didn't finish these (most likely because I was literally going in to get my first shot and I was freaking out)

Trigger warning: Mentions of hypodermic needles and descriptions of panic attacks

Mello x reader with trypanophobia

You and Mello were relaxing on the couch together, listening to the news. He was reading, and you were just sitting there.

That was when...

"The health administration has now moved onto phase 3 which will include all members of the public ages 12 and over"

You froze... Panic flooded your veins.

Your breathing became very shallow.

It felt as if you couldn't breathe.

Tears flooded your vision before trickling down your face

Mello peered up from his book.

Immediately, he set his book down turning his full attention to you.

"Babe, what's wrong?" He asked.

"Needles" you managed to choke out.

Mello nodded in understanding.

He was observant...

He noticed every time you got your flu shot each year...

How you'd shake with fear... you would have panic attacks over the very thought.

In fact it was kind of hard to ignore...

"Love, I swear, I'll be with you every step of the way."

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

The day of your appointment came.

Mello had been vaccinated before you and was approved to accompany you as a support person.

While you waited in the car, you had a panic attack.

it was about the same as before.

Mello leaned over the console

He took your hand, gently caressing it with his thumb as he looked into your eyes.

"Hey, look at me... Take a deep breath in.......And let it out....... I'm here with you, You're not alone. If you need a distraction, I can think of something. It'll all be okay, my love."

You followed everything he said and felt just a little bit more relaxed... but not by much.

When you were ready, you exited the car together, ensuring your masks were on.

He held your hand the entire way to the clinic.

As you sat in the waiting room, he wrapped an arm around you.

When the doctor called you for your turn, you turned to Mello nervously.

He took the hint and got up, leading you to the doctor's office.

He sat across from you.

"Hey, see that poster on the roof there?" He said eyes flicking between you, the doctor and the poster.

You looked up and your eyes focused in on a brightly colored poster stuck to a ceiling tile.

"I want you to read it to me" Mello continued.

By now, the doctor had prepared the injection.

You slowly read the text... something about the affects of smoking on the lungs.

Before you knew it the doctor was done, it was over, you didn't even notice the needle.

Mello smiled and stood up.

"I'm so proud of you! Hmm.. how about we go get some ice cream?"

You nodded excitedly and followed behind him ready to get out of the awful hospital and spend the rest of your day being fussed over by your smazing boyfriend

Vanderwood with an MC who’s mumbling about how much she loves him in her sleep?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-Vanderwood couldn’t sleep…

-He was staring at you trying to calm his mind. 

-He knew you talked in your sleep from time to time.. 

-Usually you’d mumble about things you’d experience in day today life..

-So this was kind of expected. 

-You started inaudibly mumbling…

-Then it got louder and more intelligible

-”I love you Vandy” 

-He smiled at that. 

-”love you too princess” He whispered

-”I wanna be by your side forever” 

-His heart MELTED

-How adorable. 

-The fact that you thought about him even when you were asleep made him love you even more If that’s even possible

-You said one last thing before going silent for the night. 

-”I love you more than anything” 

-He smiled before hugging you closer and finally drifting off to sleep.