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Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Masterlist

Part 1

Jonathan,Zeppeli, Speedwagon & Dio Halloween Hcs

Vanderwood with an MC who’s mumbling about how much she loves him in her sleep?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-Vanderwood couldn’t sleep…

-He was staring at you trying to calm his mind. 

-He knew you talked in your sleep from time to time.. 

-Usually you’d mumble about things you’d experience in day today life..

-So this was kind of expected. 

-You started inaudibly mumbling…

-Then it got louder and more intelligible

-”I love you Vandy” 

-He smiled at that. 

-”love you too princess” He whispered

-”I wanna be by your side forever” 

-His heart MELTED

-How adorable. 

-The fact that you thought about him even when you were asleep made him love you even more If that’s even possible

-You said one last thing before going silent for the night. 

-”I love you more than anything” 

-He smiled before hugging you closer and finally drifting off to sleep. 

If I had to see this so do all of you motherfuckers.

Don't ask me where I got this screenshot, but there is a girlie out there with a $20,000 life-sized Astarion sex doll.

I just have to ask…were the fanfics not enough??

HCs for how Vanderwood acts when he’s tired?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-When Vanderwood is tired he’s very slow.

-He kind of shuts down.

-It’ll take him a while to process things.

-He’ll get super grumpy too.

-Like if you try to joke around or something, he’ll go after you. He will spare you no mercy!!

-He’ll complain about how messy you are (even if you’re super duper clean lol) 

-In conclusion… Just let this guy sleep. He needs it!

Haha I'm a simp I'm sorry 🤣

Also Def should have used brown to outline all the skin.. hands kinda blend into eachother... like one big amorphous blob oops.. 😅

Update!

Here’s what I’m planning on doing:

Firstly, I want to use this as another platform for head canons and short fanfics since wattpad isn’t doing too hot lol I plan to start off by reposting my already existing Wattpad headcanons from my Vanderwood X MC HC fanfic. 

I also want to start doing requests... I’m gonna mainly focus on Mystic Messenger... I’ll do RFA+Minor trio, RFA+Minor duo, RFA, or specific MM characters.

I will also limit my shitposts... I might make another tumblr strictly for shitposting then delete everything except this post and my masterlist. 

MeyRin x Assassin Reader

Sup y’all, Wanted to write a fic for Meyrin. She deserves more love in this fandom!

A bit of a spoiler for chapter 157 onwards

The air was calm, calmer than usual, No breeze, just stillness. It was almost erie. You walked the dark cobblestone streets of London with one goal in mind, and that was to assassinate the one known as “Owl”. You didn’t know much about him, All you knew was that he was a sniper and had impeccable sight. You felt the heavy weight of the rifle in your backpack. You grimaced as you slid the uncomfortable strap back onto your shoulder from where it slipped.You sighed as you came to a path leading into a dense forest. Presumably, this path led to the Phantomhive manor. Quickly, you bent down to tie your unruly laces before trudging up the path. 

A clearing appeared before you, It also happened to lead to a hill with just enough cover. You laid your backpack down before unzipping it and feeling around for your rifle as well as the scope. You had a feeling you’d be out for quite some time. You waited, patiently for some sign of the Owl. 

It had seemed like a few hours had passed when you saw presumably the maid of the house. She seemed quite clumsy, tripping over her feet. The wicker laundry basket she was carrying flew into the air, all the clean laundry landed around her. You chuckled, If you weren’t tasked to kill a member of the household, you would have gone and helped her. She looked quite cute. You sighed out of boredom and leaned back. You dug the photo of “Owl” out of your backpack. That was when realization set in. 

Either that maid was eerily close in looks or Owl was posing as a maid. Quickly, you looked through the scope. What you saw made you gasp. The maid had a pistol pointed right in your direction, it looked as if she was calling for someone as well. Panic set in, it was either shoot now, or get shot. You placed your now sweaty finger on the trigger. As you were about to pull it, you were grabbed. 

“Just what do you think you’re doing?” A male voice spoke, his words sounded sweet, yet laced with venom. You couldn’t reply, You were in shock. How the hell did he get to you so fast? You didn’t even see him once. You grabbed a pistol out from one of your thigh pouches and pointed it at the man’s head, that was when you got a good look at him. His eyes were an unnatural crimson, His skin was so pale that he almost looked like a walking corpse, His hair, a raven black and he was dressed in a butler’s uniform.

“I don’t think you want to do that” He said, pushing the pistol away from his head with a smirk on his face. 

“Why don’t you come with me” He forced you to your feet and wrapped his arms around your waist, before running at a superhuman speed in the direction of the manor. Before you could even comprehend what was happening, you were dropped on the floor of what looked like a study. 

“Sebastian, what is this?” You heard a young boy ask. 

“I have brought you another maid, My Lord.” The butler replied. The young boy sighed.

“I assume she is in the same situation as Meyrin” You looked at the butler, as he nodded. 

“She seems to have been with the chinese mafia as well, Though it seems she was out to kill Meyrin instead of you.” The young boy nodded. 

“Bring her to servant quarters and have her fitted for a uniform.” Your eyes widened, were you seriously being kidnapped just to serve as this kid’s maid? You were brought to a room with one bed, a desk, a dresser and a mirror in the corner. The butler had told you to stay in there while he brought in a second bed. You huffed and sat down on what you assumed was Owl’s bed. You heard quick footsteps coming down the hall. The door swung open, you saw a panicking Meyrin enter. She stopped in her tracks. 

“You’re the one who tried to kill me. Why are you here?”

“I was forced to be a maid.” You replied. She gave you a knowing glance, then turned her attention back to her situation. It seemed she spilled tea on herself. You chuckled, her attention turned back to you. 

“You’re so clumsy, it’s kind of cute.” You smirked. she nodded trying to hide a light blush. 

Before long, you had been working at the manor for almost a year. in that time one new person was added as staff, he was a chef, his name was Baldroy. Unfortunately, other than Sebastian, you were the most competent of the servants. It was just another day, you and Meyrin were in the storage room, gathering china for Lord Phantomhive and his guests. You stood on a stepladder while Meyrin was on the ground piling up the boxes of china on the floor. It seemed anytime you were around her, your heart would pound. You handed her the last box. 

You jumped as a loud crash was heard. She’d piled the boxes too high, they had all fell. She also fell along with it. 

“Meyrin, oh my god, are you ok?” She nodded. 

“Please be careful next time, okay?” You stepped down off of the stepladder and took her hands in yours. 

“I..I’m so sorry” You hummed then pulled her into an embrace. 

“It’s alright, china is replaceable. You, my dear on the other hand are Irreplaceable.” You felt her tense a bit. You had wanted to do this for years, You’d loved Meyrin since the day you met. You moved out of the embrace slightly and planted a kiss on her lips. She broke the kiss in shock, you could see the realization set in. She then kissed you again.

“I love you Y/N” She mumbled against your lips. 

“I love you too, Meyrin”

God... WHY!? (NSFW)

Headcanons plus a short fic.

Warnings: NSFW content.. this is literally a scenario about Gojo being a goofball during the deed...

Anywho... enjoy...Hope you like dead memes and cringe... (I hate myself for writing this... This should be a war crime)

Generally Gojo enjoys bringing humor into the bedroom, he really loves seeing you laugh.

But sometimes... He can get so fucking annoying.

As you lay on your back, hands pinned down to the bed, Gojo on top of you, thrusting into you in just the right way to make you scream...

A song you know all too well comes on... He's played it during sex so often. After that damned reddit r/AITA post he will not stop.

You've begged him to delete it from your Spotify playlist, but he never did.

Nasty little shit likes to see you go from whining about wanting him deeper to whining wanting him to stop acting like an idiot

Ofc.. He likes calling you really stupid pet names as well.. in and out of the bedroom..

And you better believe he thrusts with the rhythm of the song playing.. not the beat... Like a psychopath.

"Satoru....." you whine. A smirk appears on his lips as he continues the eratic thrust pattern.

"Hmmm? what is it munchkin?" He says with a mischievous glint in his eyes. You roll your eyes

"Please... for fuck sake turn that shit off... and wait... 'Munchkin' did you just call me 'Munchkin'?" You resist the urge to push him off of you and onto the floor

"Aww does my little boo thang not like what I call them?" You narrow your eyes at him

"Do you want me to shrivel up and die down there?" He rests his head on your shoulder and you feel him grin against your skin, you gulp in response fearing what would come next.

"Oh pookiebear~ You'll be okay won't you? You still want my girthy meat stick right?" he whispers in your ear, you hate to admit it but it could almost be hot... If he weren't whispering the most deranged shit into your ears. "You love it when my hotdog is inside your moist cavern don't you?"He whispers making you cringe. "And when my hands move to touch your sensitive nubbins" He says, moving his hand over to your chest, teasing your nipples. "How about I purple your nurple, would you like that my candybear.. the jelly to my peanut butter~"

"Satoru.... I hate you so much right now" You complain, He evidently takes pleasure in your cringing as he chuckles leaning in to kiss you. His thrusts once again moving to a pleasurable rhythm. No matter how much you groan and act like you hated him for it, you still truly love him. And that included all of his bedroom antics. In fact, you appreciate it sometimes, he always knows how to make you laugh and well today was indeed one of those days.

Just as you were soaking in the serious affection he was finally giving you after his goofiness.

Two Trucks came on. And he began bobbing his head and syncing his thrusts to the music. You scream in exasperation. "SATORU GOJO I SWEAR TO SHIT I'M NEVER LETTING YOU TOUCH SPOTIFY EVER AGAIN!!!"

He slept on the couch that night.. As he should.

Jumin and Vandy reacting to their MC asking them to sing for her bc she thinks their voices are really soothing?

Thanks fro requesting, Anon!!

Jumin

-You were laying in bed next to eachother.

-It was already 3AM and you were restless.

-Desperately searching for a way to get to sleep, you woke Jumin. 

-He groaned out of tiredness.

-”Jumin, would you mind singing to me?” You asked. 

-You had remembered walking in while he was singing along to a song he liked.

-You found his voice very relaxing. 

-”Of course I’ll sing to you, MC” 

-He then softly sang you a song as you drifted off to sleep.

Vanderwood

-You were sitting in the living room with Vanderwood.

-You had been thinking about Vanderwood’s voice.

-His voice always relaxed you.

-You wondered what his singing voice was like... 

-So you asked him to sing for you.

-”Vanderwood, I’m curious, are you good at singing?” 

-”I’m really not a good singer. “

-”Oh come on, Can you sing for me, please?” 

-He sighed and sang a song for you. 

-”That was amazing, Vandy, Your voice is so relaxing, It could put me to sleep” You smirked and kissed him on the cheek. 

-He made a mental note to sing to you more often.

MC’s April Fools Day Prank On Vanderwood (Vanderwood HC)

-Vanderwood wasn't really the type to get fooled or fool someone

-So ofc you had to get him... You just had to.

-What you didn't expect was to fall flat on your face the moment you came out of your bedroom...

-He had put a bit of saran wrap on the bottom of the door....

-That...

-Little...

-Shit...

-Vanderwood literally sprinted over to your bedroom door and laughed his ass off.

-"I didn't think you'd fall for that baby girl."

-Oh it's on Vanderwood!

-You called up Luciel and started plotting your big prank.... this... was gonna be cruel..

-You see... Vanderwood had a routine, He'd wake up, go to the living room, eat breakfast, drive over to Luciel's stay there for an hour or two, come home to you, cuddle with you for a while, and wait for his boss to call him for his mission. then after the mission he'd come home and relax for the rest of the night.

-"Luciel, I have a plan..."

-"Yes? What is it?"

-"First make a huge mess of your apartment... like bigger than normal... Then, I want you to tell Vanderwood that I sent a distress signal about 15 minutes after he enters your bunker and that you're working at finding my location"

-"Okay... anything else"

-"Send him to {insert shady location in Korea here} and tell him that it was the location that the distress signal was sent from"

-"Okay, Got it."

-You arrive at the location you've told Luciel about

- 45 minutes pass before you hear footsteps...

-THIS IS HAPPENING

-You smile... He's so gonna hate you after this.

-"MC, are you here?"

-You let out the most bloodcurdling scream you could muster.

-Vanderwood immediately jumps into action literally pushing things out of the way... until... he finds you...

-"Oh god, MC are you okay?"

-You nod and hand him a note.

-He immediately unfolds the piece of paper.

-On it is written...Happy April Fools day!!

-"Do you want me to tase you, MC?"

-"No.."

-"You better run then."

-He chased you with a taser for about 5 minutes before giving up and driving you both home... then going back to Luciel's to deal with the mess there...

-What he'll never admit is that you actually got him... you made him freak out... then laugh about it a little later..... And clean more than usual... (He hated that)

(I’m aware that it’s long past April fools day... I posted this on wattpad on April Fools day... and these are reposts!)