Yarr Purple Is One Of My Favorite Colors Too >:D

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For the Ghetto Sugarboo fans

Geto Suguru x Blk!Fem!Reader

Tags/Warnings: Fluff!canon, no smut/lemon, Geto is cheeky bc why not, Satoru is his own warning

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Bf!Geto who:

Let's you use his shampoo and conditioner because IK we'll all be DAMNED if some cute, sexy man has better hair than us

Makes his curses follow at least 3 cars of width behind you when you need to go out (at night and away from home)

Refrains from calling your family w/o cursed energy monkeys because it's derogatory

Keeps you on his arm at all times when you go out with him in public so nothing happens to you

Let's you do/practice on his hair when you feel inspiration coming on

Introduces you to Mimiko and Nanako and gets little butterflies when he sees you three getting along so well...

Loses all of those butterflies when introducing to Satoru.

He (Satoru) took an immediate liking to you (platonic) after realizing that you also like to get on Ghetto's nerves

Vows never to bring the both of you around Nanami at the same time because you'll cause him to age 30 years

Loves at home movie dates with you, he likes cuddling with you while you talk through previews,

he likes holding you if it's a scary movie that you can't sit still through

Who lost every thought he had for a few minutes when you first said 'I love you'

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Guys give me more ideas for hc's plsssss

Eavesdropping on my aunt watching The Bold and the Beautiful and found out

Some dude got molested by his adoptive aunt when he was 18

His gf, I assume it's his gf, is really supportive

Another time it was an episode where a girl got fired bc her ex sent raunchy ai generated deepfakes of her to her workplace

Wtf is this show

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

Weird Dreams, Pt 1

All of these proceeding dreams are recurring- I don't remember when they happened

2 men have asked me(??) to be their wife in my dreams

(they believed i was their wife )

Lucas 😭💕

-blonde hair,

-sunken face,

-putple and white letterman jacket, runaway

-The L to (Patrick/Peter's) Light Yagami

(Only if L was a pushover)

- quiet, pensive, usually goes along with Patrick

- soft lips (??)

- held his head in his hands and cried when i took another bus to go home (we'd only known each other for a few hours)

- very easy to talk to, asked me good questions

- made my heart hurt with his vibes and smile

- it was craking dawn while we rode the bus, lights on

- i kept worrying about my siblings and why i was running away which made him sad (😭)

- looked beautiful in twilight (darkness with ambient bus light) and at dawn

- sat hella close to me (broad shoulders)

- literally everything to me (apparently)

(ngl Lucas in my dream is EERILY similar to a dude named Lucas who goes to my school (💀)- the irl Lucas is an asshole and transphobic so idk HOW he got into my dream but that's NOT!!!) who I'm thinking about)

Patrick

-Brown hair, squareish face,

-brown jacket and white shirt

-Alert

-loud enough,

-master planner,

-also a runnaway

-Wasn't too happy when i left (seemed distraught but didn't do anything)

- also talked a lot to me (there were no grown ups in sight except for the bus driver)

- midday was where he shined

- nervously happy puppy dog

- zoned out a couple of times

They didn't sit with each other

And i liked them both?

(I love lucas, I cried in my dream for him)

mfker wouod be so ridiculously evil for no reason.

If he's Lex, then Yuji is Superman and that means Sukuna would find every way possible to ruin his day.

Like not even to kill him he'd probably throw a train at Yuji's house and when he realizes that Yuji survives he'd do some petty ass shit

Sabotaging his love life with rumours that sound like something he'd do

Switching out his favorite professor in his favorite class for a meaner one so Yuji can't enjoy school

Closing down his favorite restaurant

And probably butting heads with the Gojo clan's company.

I'm not smart enougj to right a fic about this so can someone else do it?

As much as I hate to admit it…. Sukuna in a modern au would be like a lex Luther typa guy.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

LoL I just remembered that i have nowhere to and I might have to become a god-fearing christian against my will because my family is ✨Evangelical✨(😭) and I might get put out if I dont follow

I dont want to be part of any organized religion and I think like 2 or 3 more of my siblings feel the same

I don't want my life constantly covered and protected and watched by some omnipotent 3rd party that I don't believe in.

The world is already a horrible place, I probably won't have my own autonomy as I get older or a house or my dream job (thanks *m*r*c* 🇺🇸) i can't deal with my life being ruled by some diety who let's people like 🍊 and Mustard Squirrel run our country

I have no experience living on my own or away from family

What the fuck am I supposed to do

Ngl, your mom (w/ no offense given) uses the same logic as my friend's mom.

Didn't let him + his brother watch Spongebob because it was 'innapropriate' BUT STILL LET THEM WATCH FAMILY GUY of all things

like c'mon now (ToT)

Fun fact:

the reason our mother blocked us from watching SpongeBob was because she found it "obnoxious" (what she called on par with Caillou and Barney *things she found obnoxious, to be fair we also hold distaste for those shows... they never clicked with us...* ) and so she didn't let us watch it. Oh, and also apparently we did have access to it, she just hid it from us because she didn't want us to watch it.

She didn't want us to watch something because she found it annoying.

Can someone who has basic knowledge about this explain this to me (in a way a highschooler can understand things).

I get it but I really actually dont.