I Love Being A Clumsy Bitch Guys (/sarc)

UGHH *growls in rizz*

WHY DO ALL THE COOL FREAKY PEOPLE *slicks hair back and bites lip*

HAVE TO BE PUNISHED ✊🏾😔 *shakes dreads nonchalantly*

DONT WORRY POOKIE 🎀🗣️

I SAVE YOU FROM THE SICKNESS 🤺🤺🤺

I can’t believe I have the flu and laryngitis🧍🏼‍♀️

To make matters infinitely worse right now? I just started my period. I’m being punished.

Mine was this nerd

(my irlfriends called him a pdf.... 🫤I mean first of all, excuse me☝🏾🫤...)

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

LoL I just remembered that i have nowhere to and I might have to become a god-fearing christian against my will because my family is ✨Evangelical✨(😭) and I might get put out if I dont follow

I dont want to be part of any organized religion and I think like 2 or 3 more of my siblings feel the same

I don't want my life constantly covered and protected and watched by some omnipotent 3rd party that I don't believe in.

The world is already a horrible place, I probably won't have my own autonomy as I get older or a house or my dream job (thanks *m*r*c* 🇺🇸) i can't deal with my life being ruled by some diety who let's people like 🍊 and Mustard Squirrel run our country

I have no experience living on my own or away from family

What the fuck am I supposed to do

#aaaaaaaaaaaaaa #i love when artists do shit like this #it mkaakes me #so happy #because it reminds me of #this book called #'the black kids' by #Christina Hammonds Reed #and she quoted someone #i forget their name #atm #and the quote is #'i am nobody- who are you?- are you nobody- nobody too?' #and now I can't take it anymore #thx

YOU ARE YOU. BUT WHO ARE YOU?

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KO-FI

My first time coming across this Peice, truly magnificent, a work of art to be heralded by generations to come

Hello, Im Falestine from Gaza🍉🍉. . Im married and have son his name yousef , i born him in war.

Sorry if I am harassing you asking for help, I am extremely embarrassed and embarrassed of trying to ask for help.

I simply don’t want to die, I want to live I want to give Yousef a better life. Help me to escape Gaza

I lost apart of my family😭, my home, and everything I own. We are living in difficult circumstances. I hope you can help me by donating even a simple thing orو publishing 🙏🙏

My campaign was vetted by 90ghost🫂

https://gofund.me/7e05a237

boost!

#youre preachijg to the choir #LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

The original posts asked a specific group withing the LGBTQ+ community (A-Spec people*) what their reaction is when a Bad Bitch/Mf compliments them. The various options of facial expressions are posted below.

(it's good to note that even if people in the A-Spec community don't express a large amount for the feeling that I will explain below, many still like/try to reciprocate or experience these feelings in their relationships)

(also good to note that A-Spec people are a VERY misrepresented or conversely Unrepresented group when people think of the LGBTQ+ com. Ace people make up a large portion of the LGBTQ+ which is sometimes lengthened to include them as the A in LGBTQIA+, where the A stands for Asexual and the I for Intersex)

*A-Spec or Ace Spectrum people are a large group of people who defer from the norm of relating on various levels as seen in mainstream society:

(yapfest incoming)

Such as:

Ace/Asexual - Not enjoying, thinking about or having feelings of or about sex.

Aro/Aromantic - Ace but replace sex with 'romance' (imo as an aro person, romance is a subjective term)

AroAce - A person who is both Aromantic and Asexual

Demi/Demisexual - A person who likes (or prefers) to express sexual feelings AFTER establishing an innate emotional connection with their partner

Demiromantic - Demisexual but we again replace sex with romance

Greyromantic - (as explained by Google) " a term that is used to describe people who feel a limited or uncertain romantic attraction to others. Some Greyromantics may feel a strong emotional connection with others but do not desire romantic relationships, while others may feel a weak romantic attraction to some people but not all."

Hopefully I understood you're question correctly, anything else? 😊

A-SPEC PEOPLE

Weird Dreams, Pt 4

1.

I was living it large at the beach (In Roblox? But also irl??) and i sorta had a girlfriend who was a moviestar and we kinda banged on the beach.... Then we banged at her beach house.... Yeah

2.

Zombie/The Walking Dead dream??

First i was in the woods fighting off zombies wih my team, then it wasn't just zombies but hella other bs too, so we got pushed back into this cave/sunken building place. I had to go back out to grab some Macguffin but i also needed to watch out for the extra bs that started chasing me back to the building.

I barely made to to shut the door, unfortunately one of my team mates who happened to be out with me didn't make it- torn to peices behind the window of the door.

The scenery sorta changed but not the vibes. Zombies poppped up inside the building so we halled off a section for ourselves and i went home(?, i was home before all this happened maybe, but i dont remember). My family needed to get out of our neighborhood and into a shelter quickly so we packed up the car and went to go pick up my younger siblings from the mall.

It was hell in there.

Mom got the 2 youngest kids and so i went to go find my other sister and some nail polish for some reason. I kept getting lost because the place was basically a parkour center with terrible red, single elevators clumped in groups of four. I kept going up and down trying to find my sister and also round up kids that were stuck- but those other kids were also better at leaving then me. Then i found out that my sister left. So i hopped in the car and we drove away from that godforsaken mall/horrible Target obby place.

Fast forward im stuck in zombie land as a fighter? At night it got really scary (I actually thought this shit was real lmao) and i was doing my best to fend off the zombies from our part of the building (it was a school). One of the zombies turned into a weird pale demon thing that was super fast and I nearly died trying to get away.

So many zombies outside- stupid people not knowing how to be quiet and close their doors so they didn't get killed.

Screaming. Chaos. Commotion and confusion.

I went outside to help someone and i had to hid in under a manhole and in a truck. Bolted back to our building thing (we were in the middle of a city). I got holed up in a sorta bunker thing with some other soldiers and we held down the fort from some zombie's tryna pop out from underneath us (i was horrible at my job but with really good aim).

At some point we tried to explore the school and we needed to hide from and fight off monsters while collecting supplies.

Our bunker got switched to a room with stairs/catwalks and it also lead downstairs to a sewer system with that one fast and pale zombie from earlier (btw it was a cross between a lizard, alligator and a hairless dog).

Some dude and his gf didn't want to listen and nearly led themselves to he brink of death because they kept touching sh!t and inviting people into the bunker that protected them (it was like a buffer between safe and unsafe).

After getting them out, the fast zombie came back and tormented us. My chemistry teacher 😭 was really adamant about me and my friend getting our education even during the apocalypse so she helped by directing me to kill the fast zombie. I nearly got my friend killed (she was healing her cat while crocheting) and most likely scarred her for life (in dream) but everything was fine.

The night was over. All of that was one night 🙂↕️

During the morning when things calmed down, it was okay enough to leave the bunker for a bit. My chem teacher led us upstairs and i got soooo much praise.

Then i left out of the main doors and woke up.

3.

....Last Night, April 11, 2025

I had a dream that my sister died.

It was the same dream in which one of my friends was gonna get married.

We were at a weird jungle gym thing that reached from.the ground all the way into the sky.

I knew she was gonna die when i first started dreaming.

Mom had poisoned her or something snd left her to dry out on this one slide thing. It was too high up for us to reach but she was up there. My other friend got married and we went 3 days not knowing where my sister was.

I finally looked up.

Her body browm and dried, you could see her silhouette through the plastic of the slide. I don't remember exactly why mom killed her.

She was tired and angry and i guess jealous(?) of her all the same. That dream ended with mom going insane and me running away.

The next had to do with surviving robots that looked like transformers trying to blast me with lasers i think.

I dont remember anything after that much.