Sears

God Bless Boug 🐜🇺🇸

Ah, the “heterosexual” Dick Nixon… sure, Richie. We believe you.

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!

Who is hotter?

So, uh, where’s the April fools function? I was led to believe that was an annual event.

American Dream:✅

I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:

My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"

I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.

It’s a sarcastic song, Richie. For comic relief. Also, the Beatles are British, so I’d doubt that they’d be Commies. God Bless Sarcasm. 🇺🇸

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

greetings from one Jimmy to another

Greetings, sir.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hot Dudes, Mr. Presley. It’s in the constitution. God Bless The Gays. 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

Well, still. Thank you. God Bless Art. 🇺🇸

hey this is about you

This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸

All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Yes, hello, I am Strange Aeons, good morning.

THE RECOUNT OF THE VOTE!!! BECAUSE @elvis-official STOLE THE ELECTION!!!