@nixon-official This U?

reblog to make someone bisexual

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember this post

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

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I should probably clarify that Dean wasn't president in the Elvis Official canon, Elvis just thinks he was

Batshit insane sentence out of context

does anybody else have Two Black Cats. i saw another set of black cats once that looked like mine & i wanna know if they all look like this

[ID: a doodle of two black cats. one has no discernible features except for huge wide sparkly eyes. the other is detailed to look sort of lumpy and weird, with calmer eyes.]

abandoned space elevator

I’ve been offline for hearing implant replacement, what happened? And, thank you, Richie.

@elvriska-official @jimmydean37

It was Nixon

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hot Dudes, Mr. Presley. It’s in the constitution. God Bless The Gays. 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

The Johns of They Might Be Giants are the model American band. Also, a very good play on words. God Bless TMBG. 🇺🇸

oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole