What do you mean? It’s 1968!
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
I AM NOT GAY!
I AM STRAIGHT!
I'M STRAIGHT!
I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!
I AM NOT GAY!
I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
raidcore
You never know!
you never know!
Anybody can be a victim.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
A Monster Energy, a Book of Bill, my goodness, Richard… if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were… a homosexual. Which is, of course, not a problem, but… still. When are you going to tell Patricia? 🇺🇸
Lord, help me, I'm back on my bullshit again
mod post!
I need these printed for my room I fucking Love industrial And commercial machinery
Please keep work place safety in mind at all times
John Linnell has been very quiet since this state song released.
I have become ill from eating all those Mississippi natives
Ah, the “heterosexual” Dick Nixon… sure, Richie. We believe you.
Who is hotter?
He’s not messing with you, Richie. Hope you come to your senses soon.🇺🇸
The Time Travel Approval Council reviews proposals for use of the organization’s time machine. For a proposal to be accepted it must either A) work towards or at least not he counter to one of the Council’s primary goals or B) otherwise improve the quality of life on Earth.
FAQ:
Q: Who are the members of the Council?
A: That’s classified.
Q: What are the primary goals of the Council?
A: 1) Ensure the time machine is/was developed. 2) Repair the friendship between @elvis-official and @nixon-official. The exact details are classified but the results of their rift will inevitably lead to catastrophe in the future. 4) Maintain the existence of the hellsite known as “Tumblr”. 5) Make sure some funny things happen throughout the timeline. As a treat.
Q: What about time travel paradoxes?
A: We solved all of those. Don’t worry about it.
37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)
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