1955 Chrysler C-300

Shackles as a fashion accessory

That’s… rather rude, Patricia. Why do you want America to have a bad morning?

Good Morning, America. 🇺🇸

You know, I did this once. A good time.

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

sears

God Bless Freshwater Freaking It 🇺🇸

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

My other account is a boom account