Cool

interesting

Gaslight, pylorus, girlboss?

what?

considering the fact that

Microsoft is buying the very concept of medical help

i believe it

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.

ah yes

event E160b

Meanwhile, on Eka's Portal

YouTube

Enjoying Mac and Cheese #shorts #animation #funny #meme #fyp #viral

His mac and cheese

lol

Everyone leaving Eka's Portal right now

oh this hits different with Mikey

cute little convo

bat he/they

cat they/them

cute

Спящий Маэдрос / Sleeping Maedhros

yes

The Eka's Portal admin is now banned from cheese and we also got some new members.

So apparently all cheese in the USA is held under the same company's rights and somehow God knows how the Eka's Portal administration somehow managed to get themselves banned from ever buying any of their products.

I didn't even know that was a possibility. I guess I never thought of it.

So apparently the Eka's admins cannot legally purchase any products containing cheese in the United States or any foreign products that contain American cheese i.e. things like Doritos.

Just how badly must you fail for that even to happen.

Apparently the only other person who is still living who is also banned was apparently responsible for a flood of boiling corn pottage that killed 12 people.

What the hell did Eka do?

=

On an unrelated note...

(i think)

Earlier today Eka banned more of their members.

So now we have a bunch of new people.

Apparently Eka banned them for being British.

They thought they were the same person.

Because they came from the same country.

Ooo...kay...

Well they seem really nice people.

(isn't everyone who gets banned from EP?)

Also they make games a lot.

They have a few hundred nomming games to their name.

They will fit in well here.

lol what

Lil green babies 👶

cute

oh god its been a month since ive posted here uhhh uhh ---

here's a new oc! His name is Archie (& the snakes are named Plague / Pestilence)

He's a chimera for our fantasy AU - he's got lion paws that will grow as he grows.