Lol

have they realised something about themselves yet?

Fatphobia is crazy because big round soft tummy is literally one of the best attributes human body can have.

what did they do to it

on a more silly note

this music video I saw on christmas morning as I was checking out the xmas music compilation shows before people arrived and it is a spectacle. Its just so awful you can't help but laugh. Also I hate Michael Buble. He really thought he was the next Frank Sinatra the pretentious twat!

let me list what annoyed me about this stupid but also funny bad music video

1 - Michael Buble

2 - the song isn't even from the movie you are referencing. Why not sing silver and gold or just fucking rudolph the red nose reindeer. You don't even need their permission for that one.

3 - there are no penguins in the movie

4 - I swear the reindeer's eyes were drawn on by Buble himself lol

5 - non of the reindeer are rudolph which is THE WHOLE POINT OF THE THING YOU ARE REFERENCING

6 - the reindeer look so sad and uncomfortable every time Buble touches them lol

7 - we aren't racist. LOOK! a black elf and a chinese elf! WE AREN'T RACIST! which are not in the movie they are referencing btw

8 - Buble fucking hijacks santas sleigh and just throws the gifts randomly out the back. not downwards in the chimneys like in the movie. He also flirts with a female snowoman. Is that the snowmans wife? He's a damn menace.

9 - you are not Rankin Bass Buble! Fuck you!

If you are a Buble fan 1 I don't care 2 I'm in a mood please just let me rant a bit. I have against him personally coz I don't know the guy and you don't know him either so you have no right to defend him. I am just judging him on how pretentious and dumb his music is. Maybe he is a nice guy otherwise i don't fucking know.

aw

Sewing Patterns // TS Mini Bears

yikes

Jokes in the future will be so strange

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

"What's a kangaroo and what's a sheep?"

Kangaroos were bipedal animals we used to have that were known to have powerful large legs that they use to bound across the land.

Sheep were creatures we used to have that would naturally produce fibres similar in composition to our artificial cotton plastics that people used to fashion clothing.

"Okay, please continue."

A woolly jumper!

"Ah okay, I guess that makes sense."

No no no stop thinking about the gene-splicing thing for a sec I mean like the clothing item made of wool that our kind used to wear.

"You need new material."

I should have been born while Earth was still a thing.

"Okay, boomer."

Oh. Well I guess bombs are still relevant. Weird.

oh yum

Doughnuts (via Instagram)

hmm...

This could legit be my persona in a human disguise in the real world

Newgrounds.com

Speedrunners from the NPC's Perspective: Part 1

Breaking records and blowing minds.

they have superhuman speed

that makes it appear like they're teleporting

silly appledash comic because why not-

am i nocturnal irl?

day ponys and night ponys

ask @asktwilighteclipse

read the comments.

lol.

Weird Earthworm Jim fact

Initially Earthworm Jim began as a maggot character.

At this point he didn't have the Jim part of the name.

Years later when this information was leaked online,

people who'd joined the development project AFTER the change

tried to call out the person who leaked the info as a liar

only for the original character creator to confirm it as true

and to this day some people still believe the maggot story to be a lie.

The reason for the change is even more bizarre

apparently the character creator got into a heated argument

with some random other guy not connected to the project at all

the subject being what the difference was between

maggots

and gnat larvae.

after that the character was changed to an earthworm.

nobody is really sure who won that argument.

but changing the character to an earthworm removed the issue.

the devourers will enjoy

I made a wretched little beast. I call him the glongus.