When Your Hit On Harambe Goes As Planned

Him: You ready? ;)

Me: Yeah :)

Him: *sticks the tip in*

Me:

Hi I'm briana 😍😍 (Taken with Instagram)

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DARK SIDES OF THE SIGNS

Aries: Naive, hopeless optimist

Taurus: Massive appetite for revenge

Gemini: Can't properly function in social settings

Cancer: Gets upset at you for being rightfully mad at them

Leo: Dies if they're not in the center of attention

Virgo: Doesn't know how to ask anyone for help

Libra: Petty and childish

Scorpio: Still stuck in their Avril Lavigne phase

Sagittarius: Has a false sense of moral superiority

Capricorn: Blames themselves for things that are far out of their control

Aquarius: Gets angry over irrational things

Pisces: Tries too hard to be someone that they're not

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