Hi I'm Briana 😍😍 (Taken With Instagram)

James Bond tries to rent a car

Love, Simon is relatable because Simon literally gets a crush on everyone he makes eye contact with that he thinks could be gay and if that isn’t the biggest gay mood

I stole this jockstrap from the gym at my work and had no idea that trying the damn thing on would do this to me! My curiosity got the better of me as I finished a workout at the gym after hours. I had no idea whose it was, but I felt that after that insane workout trying to get my overweight body in shape, I deserved to have a little fun tonight. I snatched the smelly jockstrap sitting on the locker room floor and shoved it into my bag.

At home I got comfy in my bedroom and stripped naked as I laid down in bed. I pulled out the jockstrap and sniffed it. Yeah this thing gave me an instant boner! I decided to be a little adventurous and wanted to try the thing on, even though it was way too small for me. I’d always thought transformation porn was hot and wanted to imagine myself shifting into whoever owned this jockstrap.

As soon as I started slipping the jock on I noticed my legs became stronger and hairier. The higher I brought it up on my legs, I noticed my entire body was changing. My pudgy belly shrunk down and my ass became toned and perfect. The jockstrap that once looked like it would never fit around my waist now fit me perfectly. I could feel my face change but I was honestly too frightened to see what had happened.

“Holy shit…” I said aloud in Ethan’s voice. Ethan is a younger coworker and I had no idea the guy wore these things. I mean, damn, he, or rather I, looked great in it. I flexed a little bit and rubbed my hands all over my new body. I was still getting used to being 50 pounds lighter and having this sexy face. I bet I could go out on the town using Ethan’s face and hit on any guy I wanted.

The idea of impersonating Ethan gave me an instant boner and I immediately hopped on the idea. I left the jockstrap on and started trying to find old clothes that used to fit me (and would fit Ethan’s slender frame). The end result wasn’t the best, but damn I was gonna have fun being Ethan tonight! I haven’t been this excited in years!

Variedad tapatia…

The smallest incubus saves the tall ones from tiny scary creatures

Sodom belongs to @isharton 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

2016

-Flatter stomach

-Fatter ass

-Longer hair

-Bushier pubes

-Bigger arms

-Thicker thighs

-All the tattoos

Or

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.