New Yorkers During Infinity War Be Like 

“No,” Eddie scolded.

Food.

“And I’ll get you your food. Just not that.” He pointed to the garbage in front of him. Even the smell was beginning to make Eddie nauseous. “Seriously? I can get you frozen dinner.”

We don’t like it.

“Why?”

Because you don’t like it, Venom countered. Why are we going to eat something you don’t like?

“Because it’s more edible than rotten food!” Eddie exclaimed, which was a mistake, as passersby stared at him with wariness. He muttered, “I’ll get you something better. What do you feel like having?”

Dog—

“No animals,” he added.

Fine. Venom pondered. Noodles.

“Noodles?” Eddie blinked.

You are fond of noodles, are you not? There was a hint of annoyance in his tone—which was really uncalled for. 

“Okay, okay. We’ll have Chinese for dinner. Nothing frozen.”

And no soy sauce. It’s salty!

Eddie chuckled, and finally moved away from the garbage since Venom had controlled of him momentarily. Man, he was a pushover. But only for Venom.

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Pepper: Hey how was the trip- why is Pete glaring at the floor?

Tony: *sighs* I ran into something on the way back...

Peter: iT WAS A BUNNY MS.POTTS! HE RAN OVER THE EASTER BUNNY

Y/n, putting on your seatbelt: Ok, do you remember what I’ve taught you?

Loki, starting up the car: Of course.

Loki, driving: Green means go, yellow means speed up, red means enter at your own risk.

Y/n: Yes- Wait WHAT

Loki, seeing a red light: *slams his foot down on the gas pedal* And I’m feeling risky today.

Y/n: *covers your face and screams*

Loki: *runs straight through the light*

Y/n, slowly uncovering your face: *glares at Loki* WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT?

Loki: Stark gave me some pointers-

Y/n: Ok, never listen to Tony’s instructions EVER AGAIN.

Loki: …

Loki: So I don’t get bonus points if I hit a bus?

Y/n: Did Tony tell you that?

Loki: No actually that was Barton.

Y/n: *slowly exhales*

Loki: *quietly* Does this also mean I don’t get triple the points by driving on the opposite side of the road?

Y/n: I’m going to KILL Clint.

Loki: …that one was Peter.

Y/n: You took driving instructions… from A LITERAL CHILD??

Peter, sitting in the back of the car holding a camera: Ok, first off I’m not a kid, second off YOU’RE RUINING MY VIDEO.

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