Y/n, Putting On Your Seatbelt: Ok, Do You Remember What I’ve Taught You?

Y/n, putting on your seatbelt: Ok, do you remember what I’ve taught you?

Loki, starting up the car: Of course.

Loki, driving: Green means go, yellow means speed up, red means enter at your own risk.

Y/n: Yes- Wait WHAT

Loki, seeing a red light: *slams his foot down on the gas pedal* And I’m feeling risky today.

Y/n: *covers your face and screams*

Loki: *runs straight through the light*

Y/n, slowly uncovering your face: *glares at Loki* WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT?

Loki: Stark gave me some pointers-

Y/n: Ok, never listen to Tony’s instructions EVER AGAIN.

Loki: …

Loki: So I don’t get bonus points if I hit a bus?

Y/n: Did Tony tell you that?

Loki: No actually that was Barton.

Y/n: *slowly exhales*

Loki: *quietly* Does this also mean I don’t get triple the points by driving on the opposite side of the road?

Y/n: I’m going to KILL Clint.

Loki: …that one was Peter.

Y/n: You took driving instructions… from A LITERAL CHILD??

Peter, sitting in the back of the car holding a camera: Ok, first off I’m not a kid, second off YOU’RE RUINING MY VIDEO.